Posts by mashlehash

1. 2017-08-12 at 12:24 AM UTC in One time I masturbated on my own face
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   It's a true story, spectral.
   
   You just don't want to believe it. I positioned myself in the corner of the shower and stood on my neck.
   
   The orgasm was so powerful that I lost my sense of hearing for five minutes.
2. 2017-08-12 at 12:19 AM UTC in One time I masturbated on my own face
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Nah really tho,
   
   I was at this psyche wing of the hospital and I just came in the shower. It got all over my hair but I didn't realize that until I had sat down with my friend's family.
   
   Her sister was kept looking at my hair and it just made me feel kind of strange.
   
   And then I went into the bathroom and found cum in my hair.
   
   I'm a fucking winner.
3. 2017-08-12 at 12:17 AM UTC in A new, free and painless suicide technique
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Hold your breath and visualize what you want to be in the next life.
   
   Just don't think of niggers
4. 2017-08-12 at 12:15 AM UTC in OJ SIMPSON
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   
5. 2017-08-12 at 12:02 AM UTC in One time I masturbated on my own face
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I don't know about jail, but the hospital;
   
   it put a smile on my face knowing that it would clog the drain pipes.
6. 2017-08-11 at 6:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Fucking lol. Some construction workers caught some dude going through their truck and tied him up while waiting for police.
   
   

   
   That's hilarious and fucked up.
7. 2017-08-11 at 6:57 PM UTC in Smug druggling
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   HIKE
8. 2017-08-11 at 6:56 PM UTC in My oldest cat just died
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   How did your cat die?
   
   Our cat was mistaken for a ferrell cat and got nailed with an arrow.
   
   He survived just fine.
   
   One day he up and ran away.
   
   My parents have noticed a Ferrell cat hanging around, and they think it's our cat.
9. 2017-08-11 at 6:51 PM UTC in Sometimes I wear nazi underwear
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   It's quite pleasing.
10. 2017-08-11 at 6:50 PM UTC in The public school system is bullshit part 2
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I was never able to learn effectively in school because I was blind and refused to wear glasses.
11. 2017-08-11 at 6:48 PM UTC in Sometimes I wear nazi underwear
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    That's a total fuck boi thing to say.
    
    I aint even mad
    
    Sometimes during the hot summer months, I will sleep nude.
12. 2017-08-11 at 6:46 PM UTC in Hey malice do you ever get tired of being a pussy?
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I imaging praying to himself like his own deity.
13. 2017-08-11 at 6:44 PM UTC in Sometimes I wear nazi underwear
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    FUCKBOI
14. 2017-08-11 at 6:43 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery BLOCKED. FAG
    
    nah jk

    
    Your brother friended me awhile back. We haven't spoken much.
15. 2017-08-11 at 4:45 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery SHE WAS NEVER NICE

    
    I want to see a pic of ur mom...hell, I could probably find one on fb
16. 2017-08-11 at 4:42 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Your mum was nice before your beat her.
17. 2017-08-11 at 4:41 AM UTC in This World Has Gone Insane
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery That's clearly a dude face. And no tits, and a dick. He will always be
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    a dude.
    
    Chicks have mammary glands. And ovaries. And a uterus. And menstruation. And the ability to get pregnant. Womb. Fallopian tubes. Etc. So on and such forth.

    
    Thanks for the lesson.
18. 2017-08-11 at 4:40 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^knows how to rap real well.

    
    U fokin wit me boi
19. 2017-08-11 at 4:39 AM UTC in the machete twins
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol, i get off on plucking my nose hairs it feels good man. you just need to spend like 5 min a day and break it down. and yeah I don't like trimming my beard because It looks messed up, i get women at the gentlemans spa to do it or i just shave it all off.

    
    I might shave my mustache.
20. 2017-08-11 at 4:38 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery His semen is so semeny it breeds fucking worms when you mix it with water and a bunch of dudes' fuckass sweat and germs and shit.

    
    Hot.