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2018-02-20 at 3:57 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Alexiisonfire
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2018-02-20 at 3:54 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Alexiisonfire
Originally posted by -SpectraL Hey, I have to endure -40 temps. Colder than Siberia. Colder than the North Pole. I actually checked and compared my temp to The North Pole one time, in mid-January, and we were wayyy colder. I live in one of the coldest places in the world. This winter, we won some kind of prize for "coldest capital city in the world". You spit, it freezes before it hits the ground. You piss, it freezes before it hits the ground. 120 seconds exposure to skin: frostbite. Wake up in the morning to stupid people stuck to fences and walls frozen stiff and dead. And it's a really dry cold or a really wet cold, too. No middle ground. Add to that, blizzards every week that bury your entire house and car and the whole street. You gotta be tough to survive here. We don't fuck around. And in summer, 110 degrees. You can literally fry an egg on the hood of your car. People dying of heat stroke right and left. Asphalt so hot you can't even walk on it with shoes on. No in between at all. Everything is extremes here. I call it "The Land of Extremes".
Oh yeah one time I drop a bottle of vodka and it smash on my foot and froze me to the ground -
2018-02-20 at 3:45 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: AlexiisonfireThat show was trash
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2018-02-20 at 3:43 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Alexiisonfire
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2018-02-20 at 3:05 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: AlexiisonfireMust be american CBD agents again
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2018-02-20 at 3:03 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: AlexiisonfireThat's bullshit in my home country we do this for fun to make people kill themself and then throw egg at their house when parents are still greiving.
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2018-02-20 at 2:58 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: AlexiisonfireCanadian think it's cold well Alexi once spend entire winter wearing track suit and oxfords froze my ass off but looked damn cool smoking cigarette
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2018-02-20 at 2:55 PM UTC in bundy and puke pets.Remember puke pets? They were those little cute monsters you vomit up when you take too much bundy.
Remember that Zaint Zattex day is coming up soon, starts on saint patricks and lasts until 4/20
the descri[tipon fo ymtrip - I laughed I cried I puked.
ate: one box of bundy coricifin xontaining zimmmieis of the Coricidin brand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFmCVQWRReM
the carpet reallly jumped out from under me, I am totally fucked up. Everything was so real hypeereal. it was like I was watching myself on TV
As the madness intensified I found myself getting hotter and hotter yntil i runu to the bathroom and stand there tri[[ed put and forget what to do lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJPahf5ZpkM
Every time I tried to walk I became a triangle and destroyed everything in my path
I puked out styrofoam, orange peels, bacon and many other things I don't remember eating, lots of puking.
I puke a lot but I can't peee
At this point I tried to take a picure of my eyes all tripped out but idk what happened now my phone is at 5% charging somewhere. I puke 7 times total.
I saw the holy triangle. I saw spiceroy.
I was able to move back and forth between quanmtum space phase shifting yup
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2018-02-13 at 7:26 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Alexiisonfireyeah? My friend, Boris, came in went for hernia operation.. Oh yeah, routine surgery.. now he's sittin' around in a chair by a
window going, "My name is Boris" .. whatever you do, don't let 'em cut you. Don't let 'em cut you.. -
2018-02-13 at 7:24 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: AlexiisonfireAmericans treat people like shit dogs and take your shit, backpack, etc for sitting on park bench.
Once went vacationing in Los Vegas and was mugged outside casino dogs. -
2018-02-12 at 8:56 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: AlexiisonfireWhat, I don't make list?.
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2018-02-12 at 8:55 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: AlexiisonfireYou know my friend Ivan?. Well, he call last night about 3 a.m. we got to talking, he sell Russian hat for fourty rouble.
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2018-02-12 at 8:51 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: AlexiisonfireI say to Ivan;
Ivan?! You want vodka?!
Ivan always want vodka. -
2018-02-12 at 8:50 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: AlexiisonfireUSSR did more to change world than any other country in history.
