"Hey guys, let's go to that club!"
§m£ÂgØL: "NO! YOU CAN GO TO CLUBS ANYWHERE!!!"
"Oh... okay... well, let's go buy some dinner then."
§m£ÂgØL: "NO! YOU CAN EAT FOOD ANYWHERE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Jesus. Um... well, let's climb that mountain and breathe in that wonderful, non-polluted air."
§m£ÂgØL: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THAT A JOKE? THERE'S PLENTY OF PLACES TO BREATHE AIR. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT HERE." *holds breath, passes out, and hopefully dies*
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2018-08-04 at 4:33 AM UTC
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"Pregnancy test says yes."
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL
None of this happened
Enter just wants attention and has nothing else to offer but drama and a fake persona, since his real persona isn't any good
I havent ranted about women in ages, something I couldnt not do.
Do you think if I made this up Id be able to reatrain myself for this long.
Youre just jealous you never hitchhiked into conception.
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2018-08-03 at 3:50 AM UTC
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A story. Read!!!
A couple wanted a night out away from the kids, so they hired a babysitter. The sitter put the kids to bed early, and was getting quite hungry by the end of the night. She called the the parents and asked if she could use the Hellmann's mayonnaise in the cabinet to make a sandwich. There was silence on the phone. "Get the kids out of the house, I'll call the police," the dad said. "We don't have Hellmann's."
Forward this to 5 other ppl and your crush will ask u out at midnight!
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Originally posted by aldra
watching always sunny
charlie seems to be having a good time even though he's infinitely worse off than me, makes me wonder if I'd be happier with a lobotomy
You just need a friend to play night crawlers with. Come to Melbourne, I could use a roommate. We wouldn't even need that much money, just a shitty apartment like Frank and Charlie's.
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2018-08-02 at 9:42 AM UTC
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ATTN: Actor
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2018-07-31 at 3:23 AM UTC
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Later
Originally posted by Enterita
Why are you calling me Enter? Aren't you a DH fuck? Shouldn't you be calling me Enterita?
Answer me, cunt!
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2018-07-31 at 3:18 AM UTC
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Originally posted by ohfralala
Lol I love you Enter
Why are you calling me Enter? Aren't you a DH fuck? Shouldn't you be calling me Enterita?
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2018-07-31 at 3:12 AM UTC
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Originally posted by ohfralala
*pets head*
*Fantasizes that someone attractive with a better personality is petting my head instead*
That's what goes through every guy's mind when you pet them, by the way.
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2018-07-31 at 2:17 AM UTC
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MENSA Niggas in Space
Originally posted by Zanick
Greyfox would belong here. I tried reaching out on social media a long time ago, but he either didn't see it or never came.
Greyfox is 80% blind and has alzheimers; wakes up in the morning not knowing where he is. That just sounds like a normal Sunday morning for me, right boys?!
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2018-07-31 at 3:38 AM UTC
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Originally posted by ohfralala
You need to get some manners you little turd!
Why did you call me Enter instead of Enterita? You've never known me as Enter. Answer me now, you cunt.
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I'm meth addict riiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!!
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2018-07-30 at 4:09 AM UTC
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ATTN: -SpectraL
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I think it doesn't really matter anymore. Lanny has basically already killed off the Totse spirit singlehandedly anyways. He had the chance to preserve something great, but he chose the shitfest route instead.
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I miss Malice.
Originally posted by Manonfire
No body will tell me if confirmed or not
Before he died, I was working on a Shining parody where he goes crazy and tries to kill Lanny. Not canceling it because it seems distasteful now or anything gay like that, but because what's the point if he doesn't even get to read it. :(
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2018-07-29 at 5:53 AM UTC
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what is your earliest memory?
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Originally posted by aldra
you are setting yourself up to get obliterated
honk?!?!?
No, I don't care how this turns out. I'm just happy about TODAY. In fact, I can quit while I'm ahead and no longer contact her.
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thanks for responding everyone
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"Homosexuality isn't a choice! You're born that way!"
"Just turn gay lol"
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Originally posted by Item 9
I'm pretty lost too, Ah shit…right? All I got is "get some weed & booze "
But stay away from mdma. that shit might be messing with your emotions too much and shit, so I say get some weed / alcohol / benzos (and nitrous)… that might help keep your head above water for a while.
I smoked weed in seattle and it was really good. Specifically, "super glue", bought it legally. Btw, whenever that land down under song plays on the radio I laugh so hard every time.
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Originally posted by Kinks
Username: Kinkou
Timezone/Country: EST/USA
How often you're able to chat: Sometimes all day, sometimes all night
Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): Y
What do you think of women?: I think the vass majority of them need personality adjustments
What do you think of Enter?: I think you’re nice, funny and sweet, though definitely insecure.
If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: Talk him through it.
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