2018-06-17 at 1:27 AM UTC
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My NIS Dating Profile!
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Hey y'all I'm Rayquandra, I like fried chicken and those small dogs people carry in their purse as lunch.
I'm 422lbs at 4'2 and I look like a boulder, I'm entirely unattractive except to bears looking to gain fat before hibernation and children wishing to save time building a snowman.
I've spent the vast majority of my life in and out of the ghetto and KFC, I've produced 5 niglets, 4 of which are in prison, Dosheek a gud boi doe he dindunuffin.
I am pretty sweet because of my expensive sugar eating habit but will lie to you about how much I have left since I discovered that's the best way to not share. I will listen to liek whatever liek all the time I no I'm spool randuuuuuum liek lady sovereign. I can sing along to gay pop songs to endear you to my numerous tattoos. My life is kinda dictated by the legal system for the next few months but after that I will likely be dead, but can't fit in one graveplot. I am seeking a man who is likely a head case with black hair, beer gut and a nice bmw as that us my type. I've never hit a gym in my life except kinda accidentally once. Ok thanks I'm like so not good at this hahahalolhahahalolhahahlolhahalol
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2018-06-10 at 10:57 AM UTC
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DXΜ
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2018-06-10 at 9:38 AM UTC
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Current substance
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
on topic: the usual tramadol
also found a strip of melatonin, but it's never done much for me even in terms of sleep
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2018-06-06 at 5:29 AM UTC
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Edward Snowden
lol, yeah, naming every significant vulnerability disclosure and making logos for them really has to stop. Like nigga I took that microprocessor design course, the people reading this paper are kernel developers and hardware designers. No one needs a picture of some gay ass ghost to figure out intel fucked us all again. Someone should photoshop some porn of Krzanich blowing Gordon Moore and make that the logo, I think it would more accurately depict the technical details of what happened.
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2018-06-05 at 11:55 PM UTC
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Edward Snowden
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K-pins make me the weirdest if i take enough. I'll just start doing random shit and act really strange and start texting all the people in my contacts with gibberish. When people tell me later: WTF Soph? I'll say: Huh? And they'll show me my texts and i'm like: Yeah........ About that.
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I smoke meth and make video games because why not
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