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2018-08-24 at 3:25 PM UTC in Do I dare start a piss jug?

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

I do it all the time, but that's only because one of my roommates is a heroin addict who shoots up in the bathroom and passes out for hours

2018-08-24 at 3:23 PM UTC in God Bless John McCain

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Indeed. Fuck that fake-conservative RINO piece of shit. I didn't like Obama at all but I still believe that McCain would've been even worse

2018-08-24 at 2:15 PM UTC in What's the longest you've been camping?

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

2018-08-24 at 1:09 PM UTC in Lmao wtf. I just got shit for walking into a deli.

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by Cootehill I'm usually a lazy bastard, but I feel guilty just sitting around when on someone's clock. I'd grab a mop and clean up or something.

Once, when working in PC World, a manager was complaining about people showing up a few minutes before closing on Christmas Eve to grab some last minute presents, and I thought "what a wanker". Stay late, sell some shitty nig-tech, everyone gets to go home happy.

Same thing where I work. Normally the place is open around the clock, but on Fridays or when things are slow our shift will have to close up.

If i happen to run late, the amount of shit I get for making the superiors (who get paid at least twice as much as me) stay just 5 to 10 minutes late is fucking astounding

2018-08-24 at 12:54 PM UTC in Ive been researching Jeff Hunter

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by cupocheer L anny, apparently, gets around.

I was over on TOTSEANS (Riddit) while on vacation (lol) and Trianglist was sayung "Lanny has confirmef WarMonger has used nuclear weapons and destroyed many good alts."

Another member chimed in and said L anny was a fake mod. LOL

It all makes sense now.

2018-08-24 at 9:43 AM UTC in Lanny's disturbing obsession with word enhancements.

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by Lanny oh there we go, M E T H -> math, which is part of something

Lol, all this time I thought that was a reference to soma

2018-08-24 at 9:39 AM UTC in How do you make a girl feel better about her body

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Put on a mask and rape her

Then when she's telling you about it later say "see? You're hot enough that this totally random person was willing to risk jail time to have sex with you"

2018-08-24 at 12:29 AM UTC in Too many female haters here

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

It sucks, because we have nothing but woman-haters and white knights here. Nothing between.

2018-08-24 at 12:12 AM UTC in after a month or so i realize the dh'ers aren't that bad at all

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

I didn't like them at first but most of them have assimilated well

2018-08-23 at 1:54 PM UTC in It's a Bad Idea to.......

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

This thread is the exact reason we never had female posters until the DHers

Get on tinder you desperate fucks

2018-08-23 at 1:06 PM UTC in Zok was an incompetent buffoon.

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by -SpectraL Some cities are reporting that citizens are getting high and even addicted from drinking tap water processed from the septic wastes of opiate users.

If that were true, every infant in the city would be dead.

I'm 99% sure I'm familiar with the report you're referring to, and it said "pharmacologically significant" amounts, not "high enough to use recreationally" amounts.

2018-08-23 at 1:03 PM UTC in Zok was an incompetent buffoon.

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by mmQ My piss smells like medicine

Mine smells like grape juice

Ketoacidosis ftw

2018-08-23 at 12:50 PM UTC in In school they never told us what the laws are and the consequences if you break them...

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by Cootehill What, Holocaust Class?

It's called "math" now.

9,500 starved + 150 lost to science + 150 suicides + 200 shot while resisting arrest = 6,000,000 total casualties

Edit: Damn, beaten by two minutes hah

2018-08-23 at 12:47 PM UTC in Imagine if

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by WellHung Quite an arbitrary scenario you came up with Op..
Why?

He's a serial killer. Every so often he'll post cryptic summaries of recent events in second or third person

2018-08-23 at 12:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

I always forget how damn good of a singer Amy Lee was

2018-08-23 at 11:40 AM UTC in Donald Trump confirmed for literally hitler

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Please tell me that Trump didn't just now find out about the South Africa situation

2018-08-23 at 11:37 AM UTC in Enterita cannot get laid in Australia because...

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

I don't think there's any wildlife there that you could fuck without getting mauled or poisoned

2018-08-23 at 11:27 AM UTC in Has the fact that media are calling Trump literally Hitler etc, made you question Hitler?

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

You're right OP, but Cootehill did nothing wrong

2018-08-23 at 11:26 AM UTC in In school they never told us what the laws are and the consequences if you break them...

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by WellHung Think about it folks… ccitizens are just supposed to know what the laws are n the consequences if you break them… there was never a course in junior high or high school that told us about them… how are people supposed to know ? The government should not count on parents informing their kids… what are your thoughts on this?

I've never actually thought about that

Fuck.

2018-08-23 at 11:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

Originally posted by DietPiano become alcoholic Stare Bear

destiny

Already have been, bordering on relapse atm

Speaking of relapses, anyone iv'd ketamine? What dose did you use?

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