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2017-11-21 at 9:25 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Mad ScientistHow about falling into a particle matter descontruction restructuring machine powered by a cylindrical hexagonal treasure crystals that rips your very DNA apart into millions of pieces and builds it back up into an unknown material or structure of infinite arrangement.
I once dropped a cat into such a device and moments later a turkey sandwich with all the fixings appeared.
What sucks is I really liked that cat but I also didn't have lunch that day so I ended up "eating the cat"