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SUPER ASKI AGAINST THE UGLY NINJA FISH!
Super Aski is the first serbian ascii comic,that means it's made of pure
Ascii characters. That way it's apsolutely the same when looked at on all
platforms. All the credist go to MasterMind /FACE (for drawing the
ascii's and the screenplay), as to User / FUSION for help on the
screenplay. You can contact MasterMind trough e-mail at the adress
mastermind@sezampro.yu.
You can view this comic from any viewer or editor on any platform. It
looks a hell of a lot better when looked at 80x50 text mode (on PC,
alt-F9 from the NC or mode con:lines=50 from dos)
You can copy and distribute this comic freely as long as you don't
change anything in it and it's distributed by it's original name,
supe003.zip
All the adventures of Super Aski can be downloaded from WWW from the
adress http://fon.fon.bg.ac.yu/~gojkoa/supe00x.zip
filename name of the episode date of release
supe001.zip Super Aski vs. the little green monsters ! 30.09.1997.
supe002.zip Super Aski vs. the monster from the swamps! 08.10.1997.
supe003.zip Super Aski vs. the ugly ninja fish! 26.10.1997.
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- \.\===/ ||| |-| The Adventures of |-||| | -
- (")___//\__\_________LLLLL-| Super Aski, |-||| | -
- `````' / /\ \ .. || ||-| the first serbian pure |-|| || -
-- .. | | /_/_ ||| |-| ascii superhero. |-||| | --
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------ `'' """ '' """"" """"" ------
|-------------------------------------------------------- 30.08.1997 ------|
- idea,design and all other shit - MASTERMIND@SEZAMPRO.YU -
- screenplay & translating to english - AGENT99@MINDLESS.COM -
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Super Aski is a superhero made only of pure ascii characters. Unlike
all the other superheroes he doens't dress in sleeping clothes when he
goes to action, because he is ugly enough even without them. Women are
simply crazy about him and he also has an unbeleavable gift for action
and an exceptional knowlege of one and a half martshall art. He
doesn't speek any of the foreign languages, and none of the domestic
also. His favorit group is Orange and he thinks that their intro
'Robot' is the best porno movie he has ever seen. In his spare time he
does crosswords from various domestic and foreign enigmatic papers and
looks from his window to the city dump. He is an unreplaceable fighter
against injustice and he cal also serve as a lamp foundation. Super
Aski doesn't have a younger brother but look a whole lot better when
looked at in 80x50 mode. Some of the things Super Aski does are done
by trained profesionals and you shouldn't try to do this at home. If
you like him and you would like to see the second episode, contact
MasterMind...
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// EPIZODE 1: Super Aski against little green monsters! \\/\\/\\/\\/\\/\\/
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_________________________________________________________________
| On the begining of the new episodes we find our superhero in a |
| painting job in his apartment... |
|--------------------------------------------_____________________|_________
| | ______________ | |
| /| | _________ ( mmmm ) | |
| / | | | | \ Ah Ah AAA / | but, unfortunatelly, the |
|/|/| | | WC | /__----------' | phone again rang in the |
|/|/ | | _ | _______________| worst moment... |
| / | | O| | ___ |
| | | | | Ring / _ \_ Our readers sure know|
| | | | | Ring \_\\_ \_ allready that out hero |
| |___|_________|_______ | Ring /\_\_ \_ doesn't give up easily|
| / | /_ \/ \ and when the phone |
| / /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | _______ / / ) /\_S_/ rang three times, |
| / \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | |\\\\\\\ ( (_/ / S|\ his WC was allready|
| / /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ | ||\\\\\\\ \ / S S| \ freshly painted. |
|___________________________1| |||\\\\\\\ \(______S/ \\\ |
| Using his unbeleavable |_____________________________________________2|
| manuvering skills which he learned | |
| during his few years long undercover || ||||||||||||||| |
| missiom in a circus when he was very || _____ ||||||||||||||| |
| young, Super Aski dressed up with || | | ||| __ __ | |
| only one hand, while his other hand /| | (-: | _|| / \ / \| |
| bravely, with a lot of effort and | | |_____| ( _o) \ _o)| |
| not without casualties raised the | | \\ \ | |
| phone hook on it's own. | | \_ (_ )) ) |
| ____ | | | `' / |
| _/ \ | | | | ___ .SSS |
| / \ / / | | | | \_---' | SS |
| / \ |_\./ | | | | \ S |
| / \ |'_) | |________ | | `. ) S ____ |
| ( \ |' / | _/\\__\ _________/ S |
| /|`\| \ | \/_/\___________/ \ _ S |
| ( ( )\ \_ | ||___`______________/__\ S |
| S___/ \ \ | |
| S \ \ | But, our superhero was either too |
| S \ __)_ | hungry to talk over the phone now, |
| S \_ \__ | or perhaps to stupid to notice that |
| _SS" \_ \_ | the thing in his hand was not a |
| S \ \ | biscuit. Anyway, while you are |
| | reading this, he is cheeing on that |
|____________________________________3| unfortunate phone hook. |
| Allthough his grandfather Smiley |___________________________________4_|
| is laughing to him right now from the painting on the wall behind him, for|
| Super Aski this was nothing new. This was his fifth phone this monts. But,|
| that doesn't change the fact that he lost an oportunity to respond to an |
| urgent call from an old lady whose siamese cat got hurt in a fight with |
| her nothing less siamese twin. If he knew that, our hero wouldn't be anno-|
| yed by the fact that he will, because of the 10000-th missed good deed, be|
| thrown out of the Independant Super Hero Club, in wich the most of the |
| members, including Superman and batman as well as Rambo from part one to |
| three, envy him for his unbeleavable popularity, but with the fact that |
| he ussualy gets layed when it comes to old ladies. But, have no worry |
| dear readers, something will come up yet... |
|________________________________________________________________________5__|
| Just when we thought nothing inte-| Super Aski joyfully shouted 'Oh, |
| resting is going to happen, the sky| fuck, not again ?!' and left his top |
| above the little town in cetral | secret downtown apartment to check |
| Africa in wich Super Aski lived was| why he was called upon now... |
| enlighted by Super Askii's sign, | |
| Like the one Batman has, but way | The fact that he left |
| low budget... | _________ trough the window did |
| | / / | not worry him much, at |
| .'''. __ __| _________//|| least not untill he, |
| : @ : ( ) ( | ||/ | under the worh of |
| `...';. || ____ ||| H H H H | _ o strange,and unknown |
| __ `:;;_ _ ||--/ \--||| | O\ to him, force G |
| /_/|| `;;)/| || | .. ___ | H H H H | /\ reached the first |
| __|.||| _|. |.| ___ \|_||| |-| | . floor level. |
| |\ _| ||/| | |..|.||\__\ | __|_| H H H H | | |
| |.| |.||/ /\ | | |||. .| |_| | | | |
| \| | |/ |__||. |/ `|___| |___| | | |
|_________________________________6__|___________________________________7__|
| Our hero again had more luch than brains, | |
| wich he has none, and instead of falling on __________ | the |
| the grownd and breaking his balls he fell ( OPASNOS' ) | sponsor |
| in an open shaft and the water (yeah, right, ||--------' | of this |
| sure it was water) softed his fall. Alive, . || | episode |
| and even more, with a very interesting | \ \/ | is the |
| scent, Super Aski, to everybody's ----- /. \ ------------ | clinic |
| dissapointment, left the shaft. //\ . \ | hospital |
|\ |"""| __ // // \ | center |
|-`---------. _________ / (';') -\\ / // \\ | _______| 'Kingj |
| ; . " . _| \_______\ // | o |\ \\ - // `' \_______| Richard |
|--( ( ) )-(__) (( /`-_-' | )) / \\ | pussy' |
| ` _ ' \/ /__ / /_// | from |
| (/)- (/)' -' | north |
| But, his luck didn't serve him very well, because in the next | Botcwana |
| moment his nose was all over the fender of the car which you | |
| can see on the left side of your little tv screens. | |
|______________________________________________________________8_|________9_|
| regardless of surviving even another |
| unlucky incident, Super Aski was still |
| not out of the danger (read this like : |
| it's too early for ending this episode, |
| we took the money for at least half an |
| hour of smore). Of all the dangers /\ __ ____ ??????? |
| that lurked in souch a peacefull city `// _____ /O) ??????? |
| of a few dozen residents in central `' ( O) ????? |
| Africa, the faith choose that he should | \__/ \ |
| meed the notorious little green monsters `;..;' \ \ |
| whish are, due to the low budget of this `_______/\ \ |
| episode, not green and there are not many | | |
| of them, but only one, but anyway they will (.\\) |
| kidnap our hero with a suspicious motive. `// |
|_______________________________________________________________________10__|
| |
| |||||/ readers with more imagination will perhaps think that behind|
| |;; o\ the kindaping is actually a hidden erotic urge of the little|
| |; ._) green monsters, triggered by the odour our hero collected in|
| | .:. the sewer, but we asure you that the mating season of that |
| |`..__) type of mosters allready happened last year, so the reason |
| ___| |___ sure was something else. The little green monsters went to |
| | /`--'\ | the closest McDonalds to by a double cheeseburger delux with|
| ( ) lot of catchup on (their favorite food) and our brave knight|
| ZZZZZZZZZZ became concious and realised that he was tied to a chair. |
| ZZZZZZZZZZ What he didn't know is that he was endangered by a bomb that|
| |ZZZZZZZZ| doesn't, except for a fact that it's drawn real bad, differ |
| || || any way from all the other bombs... |
| |/ \| _____________________________ |
| ( /\ ) | _ ______:::_____ | |
| | `/__\ | | (_| / \ ::: |__() | |
| ZZZZp--qZZZZ /--------| (_|( V )::: |__() | |
| ZZZZ| |ZZZZ \--------| (_|_\_/_:::__|__() | |
| / ;| |: \ |_______________```___________| |
| /--'/ \`--\ |
| `--' `--' |
|____________________________________________________________________11_____|
| 5 minutes later| | and now for some propaganda from|
|----------------+ Our hero is running | our sponsor : |
| ::___/ / out of time with the | |
| /`/ \/ /geometrical progression| Cure yourselves in a nice ambient|
| / /\ \| |/ / will he save +----+---+ and acceptable prices... |
| ( / /`.__'; himself and |CHC 'Kingh Richard pussy', north Botcwana. |
| ( / / /'what's his faith?|telephone 952-134-2948-248-14-FUCK-YOU! |
|___________________________12__|_______________________________________13__|
| | the answer |
| ___----- |\__________________ | _ / ` //\ _ to our stu-|
| ' / \ | \ / pid hero's|
| | ` ______ ( HMMM, what's this ) | bang `/ question |
| | ;| \ sound 6,5,4,3... _/ | `/ _\ arrived |
| | :| _____ .\_________________/ | /_ soon... |
| ZZZZZZZZz | `// `\' |
| ZZZZZZZZZ ______________________| ___________`'____________15__|
| ZZZZZZZZZ | |
|:;;;.;;;;;;| | | Our hero once again had \||||| |
|:::::::::::| | | so much luck that even /o | |
|:::::::::::| | | the author of this mini (_. | |
|__________________14_| strip is sick of him... .:. | |
| the bomb was actually a rusty old Austro- (__. .| |
| hungarian bomb left after the WWI and so / __\ |
| the explosion just blowed up the chair ___ /\_/` ) |
| and freed our and your main hero which (;;;) ( . \| |
| can be seen right now running to his :`'.' | (___) |
| top-secret apartman. : ; .|; `. .`. |
| `..' |;; `.. ) |
| Unfortunatelly, it seems that we will never |;; ..' .' |
| find out what was really the reasonfor the ZZZZ('` ; |
| kidnaping and if it has anything to do with /' U `'") |
| the law-suit from the Telephone Protector's / | ) |
| Alliance. How Super Aski was thrown out of / \_ \. ___..... |
| the mentioned Club because he didn't make it (_ \/ \_ ; ;;;;;| |
| in time to respond to the light signal from \_ \. \_______;;;;;| |
| picture #6 wich resulted in colective suicide \_ .;. ;;;;| |
| of all the members of four protected types of `;;;;;. `;;;| |
| mice in some of future episodes... .;;;;'/ |
| (;;;'/ |
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