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Thanked Posts by the man who put it in my hood

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

    Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    milk crate desks are the best espeically when you get fucked up and trip over it and everything goes flying

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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Warcry anyone comment on them?

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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    get some MDMA, take both. t hen shove a large object up your ass (and post pics)

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  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kafka Reading a book.


    wow your penis is hairy
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Meikai and i'll go there drinking buddweiser and listening to skynyrd in my lifted f-350, brother. yeehaw!

    God Bless America
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    YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY 🇺🇸🦅FREEDUMBED🇺🇸🦅 AND CULTURALLY ENRICHED BY THE UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA🇺🇸🦅
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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ner vegas you can supposedly abort with xanax if it gets to be too much but I've never tried it

    I heard anti psychotics work also because it shitfucks the serotonin 5htp whatever part of the brain that makes LSD work (or fixes it if you are skitzo/depressed)
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Warcry well a lot of you guys say you enjoy giving just not receiving so i wanna know…

    Because i'm a sick pervert. I would probably need a lot of drugs and therapy to come up with any better answer than that.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by HadrianusAugustus Yes i know, however if you consider the all the drugs traded, lsd and honestly all hallucinogens in general make up only a tiny % of all drugs traded, literally every other drug is more popular than lsd nowadays

    This doesn't reflect production statistics at all and i'm going off historical UN world drug report data. These labs simply cannot go belly up and someone picks it up and gets a source and sells it on the darknet out of the blue 10 years later.

    It's like a tap, a sacred tap. Just because the world isn't buying it or the drug isn't popular or RC's take over the market there will always be enough people in the world to support production which means it will never stop completely

    I believe it's a Holy blessed decentralized market that is protected by God because it's a market that adheres to moral values, or something.
    This just means we all need to eat more LSD and if anyone has a source they need to eat more and give it out for free

    There is enough LSD in the world right now to dose everyone on the planet several times over, and when it all degrades there will be the exact same amount at all times. It's theoretically impossible to have a "shortage" of LSD anywhere due to the nature of the compound.

    I think the phrase "YOu don't find LSD, it finds you" still holds water in this regard
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    bring lots of water
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this game made in an engine from the 1980s has more space locations than starfield lmao also you can repair abandoned ships and fly them around

    https://wiki.yogstation.net/wiki/Ruins

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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the packets must be caught in a loop
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    how did they fit a movie inside of a writing implement

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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    some art deco 50's style prop designer is fucking creaming themselves right now

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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I didn't know it left
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Dear Friend,

    My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was reposessed and
    the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was
    laid off and my unemployment checks had run out. The only escape I
    had from the pressure of failure was my lab set and chemistry textbook.
    I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation.

    Follow my recipe and your dreams will come true.

    Sincerely yours,

    Dave Rhodes


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    `\____)`\____)`\____) `\__)(_) (_)(_)(____/ (_)

    It's a SINGLE DOSE of LSD -- 50 MICROgrams. On the STREET, it sells
    for about TEN DOLLARS. It's small enough to fit on the head of a pin.
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    It's a SMALL cube of PURE LSD -- 30 GRAMS. On the STREET, it sells
    for a AMAZING SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. It fits in your pocket and,
    more importantly, YOU CAN MAKE IT IN YOUR OWN HOME FOLLOWING MY SIMPLE
    INSTRUCTIONS.

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    LSD can be derived from the ergot virus which is commonly found on
    hops and wheat. While it's possible to scrape the virus off the stalks
    of these plants, there's a much easier way to get ergot...
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    |_| \___/|___/\__\___|_| |___/ |____/ \___|\___|_|

    Foster's Beer is one of the few beers made with ergot-containing grains,
    and it is definitely the most available. First, you'll need some big, blue
    cans of Foster's Beer, which you can purchase at most local supermarkets.

    For the benefit of some absolute idiots out there: This is a JOKE!


    1. Buy 12 cans of Foster's Beer. In a pan, heat the beer to a slow boil, in
    order to remove the water and isolate the ergot-containing compounds.
    Boiling off the water should take approximately 36 hours -- don't rush
    the process, or you risk damaging the ergot-containing compounds. As
    the beer evaporates, simply add more beer. In this way, eventually, you'll
    have the essential compounds from all 12 beers in the bottom of the pan.
    2. It's now necessary to pH neutralize the slightly acidic ergotamine
    solution, using a weak base. No-fat household milk is ideal for the job.
    Mix in 1/4 cup of no-fat milk (be *sure* not to use milk with any milkfat)
    and wait 30 minutes for the solution to reach equilibrium. At this point,
    you have a weak solution of ergotamine with which you can continue the
    process. It should be a creamy brown color and a bit gooey. Be careful,
    because ergotamine is
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    3. Next, it's necessary to combine lysine with the ergotamine solution.
    Lysine is available in most health food stores. You'll need about 2
    grams of lysine (that's 20 100mg pills). Cool the ergotamine solution
    to near freezing in your freezer (to avoid desosphyxiation with CO2
    in the air). Now, simply grind the pills into a powder and mix into
    your ergotamine solution. You now have lysergic acid.

    4. You *want* LSD, lysergic acid diethylamide, however, and so you need
    to ethylate your compound and then ammonate it. Sound hard?
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    Simply add ethyl alcohol to the lysergic acid mixture. Pure grain
    alcohol is ideal, but Bacardi 151 or some other high-proof alcohol will
    work fine. Add 1 cup of pure alcohol, 1 1/3 cup of 151 proof, or
    2 cups of 100 proof. Now, to remove the hydroxyls, add 6 cups of 4%
    hydrogen peroxide (available at your local pharmacy) or 24 cups of
    1% (stronger is better)

    Be careful, because now your compound is
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    5. Now, for the final step in preparation, add 4 ounces of pure ammonia to
    the solution and let sit at room temperature for 3 days. This waiting
    period allows for the slow reaction to take place -- at higher
    temperatures this reaction occurs much more quickly, but you risk
    decomposition of the LSD. At the end of the three days, you've done it!
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    The expected yield of LSD is 100 grams, over 1,000,000 doses! Be VERY,
    VERY careful at this point, because the solution you're dealing with is
    *extremely* *concentrated*. If any gets on your hands, you could be
    tripping for years! Now, put about 20 gallons of water in a barrel,and
    stir in the LSD using a large oar. At this level of dilution, a 1/4
    cup contains about 100 hits. You can dispense the hits using an eye
    dropper (3 or 4 drops per hit).
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    Nigeria continues to be the economic power house of the continent
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