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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Nobody cares
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh you guys are really good at this. Iโ€™m not adept at video games. Iโ€™d be bugging you guys endlessly to help me figure it out. Thanks for the invite. Iโ€™m enjoying being an observer, you guys are so creative. I am learning about it by watching you guys.

    Falcon,
    Are you playing too, or just hosting! I wanna see your base too.

    I enjoy showing people how to play

    The Monolith is always ready to help people! Come visit our city just south of the giant spawn tower, press F3 to find your direction



    While you're there visit the cat and climb to the top to enjoy the view!



    Go south and you will see a giant chasm lit up with lights and walkways, that is MONOLITH CITY your new home!



    You will be living at the GLORIOUS 5 DIAMOND Monolith Hotel and helping collect stone and coal to make the obelisk taller



    Or maybe you can be a trader at the General Store and forge diplomatic relationships with our heathen neighbors

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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm still celebrating 9/11 fuck I can't handle all this festivities!!!!
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Thanks I will rule out your primary locations now
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  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm right here son
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  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes.

    EEEEEEEEE!

    Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!

    There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.

    And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal that was just for the photo you retard
    after I put on some ranch dressing and stirred everything

    that isn't even a good flavor profile, sounds like you just mixed random shit in your fridge

    You people don't appreciate how much effort went into my all american salad. The night started off with an early dinner, we made tacos and there was a lot left over

    Many hours later after I had some drinks we both were hungry and looked at each other and at the same time said "TACO SALAD!"

    1.5 - 2 lbs Ground Beef cooked and well drained
    1 head Iceberg Lettuce shredded
    1 Green Pepper diced
    1 Red Pepper diced
    5 Green Onions chopped
    2 Tomatoes diced
    1.5 cups Cheddar Cheese grated
    1 bag Cheese Nacho Chips crush in bag before opening
    1 envelope Taco Seasoning
    1 bottle French Dressing
    Salsa and Sour Cream as desired

    So i got this recipe and decided to toast the taco shells because they are a lil bit stale, it made them so crunchy and good. Then I busted out the lettuce, green pepper, tomato and onion and chot it all up and mixed it will with the left over taco meat and then i realized I needed french dressing. I looked EVERYWHERE looking for anything close.. and then I found it.. a full sealed bottle of french dressing in the back of my cupboard where I keep dry things and misc!!!!!

    I FOUND FUCKING FRENCH DRESSING THAT SHIT WAS AMAZING

    Also lots of cheese on that motherfucker. It lasted two of us until afternoon the next day, I will get HTS to post about how amazing my cooking is. You're just jealous you don't have a cute trap waifu to cook all american salad for

    Originally posted by Technologist Scron,
    I love taco salad with lots of sour cream. Ask HTS if Iโ€™m invited for dinner.๐Ÿ˜

    it was soooooo good i dont think ive ever made it before.

    you can come over and eat taco salad out of her ass like I do
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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was really drunk and high and toasted the tortilla shells first and was also squeezing my girlfriends nipples when she walked by
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He got a better mc base than u
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Americans are all a bunch of faggots I hope there's a big shootijg today
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Americans are all faggots
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Dude america is great you can play minecraft
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You start off the week on monday with an egg it has every chance of being a good one
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Move to Canada lets play minecraft full time

    forget shell we will get you a nice big dick tranny to put you in your place

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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i was walking to get my morning coffee and there was a sketchy homeless dude that kept turning his body away from me looking like he was trying to conceal a crack pipe or a gun so I was keeping my eye on him staying frosty as I walked past he got up, wrapped a HUMAN FOOT in a plastic bag and briskly walked away
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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Men, especially white men, are lonely virgin losers that don't interact with women. 40% of men under the age of 35 haven't had sex in over a year. 25% of men under 30 have never had a gf. White men make up 80% of ALL suicides in the United States despite making up only 30% of the population. And yet we're all supposed to only care about women and how life is fucked up for them and it's all men's fault. How young men need to "man up" and work jobs where they earn more than her (despite women getting preferential treatment in jobs and college advancement), need to stop having any hobbies that are deemed childish or a waste of time just so they can make a woman's life better and so she can sit on her fat ass and do whatever she wants, and how it's all men's fault that women are getting pumped and dumped by Chad's and either are childless ex-whores at 40 or are single mom sluts.

    White women are the most egregious because they are the most entitled and benefit the most from the system while also shitting on white men the whole way through.

    Fuck this society and especially fuck women.
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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They are a symptom of women destroying society. Feminism is masculine and swaps gender roles so now men have to become females because cis women don't act like females anymore
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No I dominate those little whores and they drool over me with hearts in their eyes and whisper "daddy.." under their breath when I'm around

    You have to understand it's just their hormones though and some girls are into older college aged guys.

    Sometimes you just have to pat them on the head and tell them to find a nice boy their age to deflower
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  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Can i tag along

    I got fat dong heh heh
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