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2020-01-11 at 1:55 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..My sinuses feel like i'm being raped by a barbed pollen cock made from razor sharp blades of calcium chloride that cums synthetic slime
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2020-01-11 at 2:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-01-01 at 4:42 PM UTC in I just heard this......cool.I was very clearly abusing amphetamines at work and my bosses responded by giving me more responsibility those absolute mad lads.
At the same time though there is nothing more professional than a 20 year old dude going to work every day high on meth at least I was being productive
I bet they thought I was cool as fuck and the reason I got called into hr was because she had the hots for me and wanted to snort lines of tek off my dick instead of writing me up for going too fast
Probably just too shy to ask it's hard to break the mould of corporate culture I could see it in her eyes though. If I would have pulled out my dick and snorted a line of meth off her desk it would have gone down
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2020-01-11 at 3:52 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2020-01-11 at 4:42 PM UTC in how lil pump finessed warner bros out of 8 millionOkay boomer
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2020-01-09 at 3:36 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
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2020-01-11 at 3:31 PM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
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2020-01-11 at 6:40 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!nigger
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2020-01-09 at 4:46 PM UTC in The Fonaplats DietI bought frozen lasagna on sale, it was 50% off because it thawed at some point and was melted to one side and it didn't cook properly but pretty decent 2 lasagnas for $10
I have mostly been eating stuff from tim hortons because i'm too depressed to clean my kitchen
I had an idea for a bagel shop like subway except instead of subs, bagels. Like for breakfast you have a grill and a fridge full of eggs with a bunch of different bagels, cream cheese, fresh toppings and people can order toasted egg bagels with sausage or vegan bagels, or a chocolate bagel with strawberry cream cheese. or you could order a jalapeno sausage bagel sandwich with chipotle and hot peppers, lettuce and tomato, or a BLT bagel.
Then at lunch time you break out the corned beef and salami and make bagel reuben and pizza bagels, tuna bagel melts and close at like 5pm
that would be litty as fuck
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2020-01-10 at 5 AM UTC in The Fonaplats Diet
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2020-01-11 at 6:43 AM UTC in Neil Peart from RUSH - Dead at 67He slapped skin like no other skin slapper
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2020-01-11 at 6:05 AM UTC in My 30th Post
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2020-01-11 at 6:11 AM UTC in Why does our Marijuana always go on the floor
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2020-01-11 at 2:19 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girlsMen have balls and don't have supple breasts
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2020-01-11 at 1:47 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
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2020-01-10 at 2:32 PM UTC in what should i buy from amazonAll I know is that I'm a cheap whore
Who wants to see my ass -
2020-01-10 at 2:56 PM UTC in The bad ass threadSounds pretty Gay.
Cool people don't have to visit foreign countries to have wild interesting lives.
Sometimes you dont even need to go outside. -
2020-01-10 at 6:03 PM UTC in please cum back fagetgod no
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2020-01-10 at 2:47 PM UTC in The bad ass threadThe only reason that happened was because we were both on benzos
I don't think anyone actually got hurt we were just both blacked out on the tiz. I have injured myself a lot worse than that before on benzos
Y'all remember it so well because you live sheltered lives but that's pretty normal for me. It's not the first time a girl read me the news while ODing on GABAgenic drugs and I'm sure it isn't the last
My mom used to helicopter slap me in the middle of the night and break my video games randomly when I was sleeping so I sliced her hand with a knife and she stopped drinking. Another time she threw a boot at my TV and broke a $2000 flat screen just because she was drunk
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2020-01-10 at 2:13 AM UTC in The Sims 1 mesh vertices for Niggasin.space and date hotel