Here's another good joke I like to use on the boss.
You say "Hey you're gonna have to pay another hour for yesterday" and they will say "wut" and then you say "yeah I had a dream last night I was here working my shift, got a lot done too"
DOHOHOHO
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Mexican people call me a pussy for chasing tequila with mountain Dew. It's not like I need it, I just enjoy it is all. It completely gets rid of the tequila burn so you can do triple shots of patron
But then I got to thinking when you go to taco bell what's the sponsored drink there... Mountain Dew .. Holy shit
Mexicans have this shit locked down
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part of the spawn reclamation project is to restore the animal population and keep them on a Noahs Ark in an undisclosed location. Many thanks to the Candyrein Zoo for providing the pigs
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Illegal business is pretty much the same as any legal industry. The only difference is you aren't operating publically.
I guess being a criminal would be a skill. Avoiding getting caught or killed. But the same could be said about a soldier or mercenary, or even a merchant marine sailing through pirate infested waters
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