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  1. My sinuses feel like i'm being raped by a barbed pollen cock made from razor sharp blades of calcium chloride that cums synthetic slime
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  2. Waiting for hts to wake up so I can spend these Tim Hortons coupons.
    There is one item on this menu that Lucy wants more than anything



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  3. I was very clearly abusing amphetamines at work and my bosses responded by giving me more responsibility those absolute mad lads.

    At the same time though there is nothing more professional than a 20 year old dude going to work every day high on meth at least I was being productive

    I bet they thought I was cool as fuck and the reason I got called into hr was because she had the hots for me and wanted to snort lines of tek off my dick instead of writing me up for going too fast

    Probably just too shy to ask it's hard to break the mould of corporate culture I could see it in her eyes though. If I would have pulled out my dick and snorted a line of meth off her desk it would have gone down

    I was trying to be professional though
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  4. This is a tweaker beacon he was trying to alert fellow speed demons and it worked I got the message. You can send encoded messages in bottles to people in the future if you take enough amp

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  5. Okay boomer
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  6. DONT MAKE FUN OF MY FLAT CHEST UWU

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  7. Shawarma poutine
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  8. nigger
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  9. I bought frozen lasagna on sale, it was 50% off because it thawed at some point and was melted to one side and it didn't cook properly but pretty decent 2 lasagnas for $10

    I have mostly been eating stuff from tim hortons because i'm too depressed to clean my kitchen



    I had an idea for a bagel shop like subway except instead of subs, bagels. Like for breakfast you have a grill and a fridge full of eggs with a bunch of different bagels, cream cheese, fresh toppings and people can order toasted egg bagels with sausage or vegan bagels, or a chocolate bagel with strawberry cream cheese. or you could order a jalapeno sausage bagel sandwich with chipotle and hot peppers, lettuce and tomato, or a BLT bagel.

    Then at lunch time you break out the corned beef and salami and make bagel reuben and pizza bagels, tuna bagel melts and close at like 5pm

    that would be litty as fuck

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  10. I made nachos

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  11. He slapped skin like no other skin slapper
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  12. Originally posted by aldra OP has a better quality ratio than most, myself included

    Like that matters
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  13. Its because we smoke next to the window and blow the smoke outside

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  14. Men have balls and don't have supple breasts
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  15. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I will never understand the draw to stuttering anxious girls

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I will never understand the draw to girls
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  16. All I know is that I'm a cheap whore

    Who wants to see my ass
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  17. Sounds pretty Gay.

    Cool people don't have to visit foreign countries to have wild interesting lives.

    Sometimes you dont even need to go outside.
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  18. god no
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  19. The only reason that happened was because we were both on benzos

    I don't think anyone actually got hurt we were just both blacked out on the tiz. I have injured myself a lot worse than that before on benzos

    Y'all remember it so well because you live sheltered lives but that's pretty normal for me. It's not the first time a girl read me the news while ODing on GABAgenic drugs and I'm sure it isn't the last

    My mom used to helicopter slap me in the middle of the night and break my video games randomly when I was sleeping so I sliced her hand with a knife and she stopped drinking. Another time she threw a boot at my TV and broke a $2000 flat screen just because she was drunk

    I make women angry
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  20. Jiggabboo johnsons house

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