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  1. hey man he made that horse 500 times. You just don't get it he is sexy like fireart studios and anna ain't got shit on his big bucks

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  2. where the big dick traps at
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  3. Yeah I know what a pallet is. I used to drive forklift and sometimes when I take too much benzos and dph I end up wedging one fork under the pallet and when I lift it the entire thing snaps in half.

    Did it multiple times in one day and my boss had to send me home because I was too intoxicated to operate the machine.
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  4. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I want to make a killing booth at spawn like in episode 1 of Futurama. Made of obsidian so noobs can't break it.

    Walk in, flip a switch (if i knew how to do insert coin i would) and then you fall into a pit of lava or get arrows shot at you.

    i actually made one at the fonaplats theme park. The rail leads to an obsidian tunnel with pressure plates and dispensers that shoot splash potions of harming
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  5. Imagine GETTING HORNY

    WHAT A THIRSTY NIGGA LMRAO
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  6. Did you see this did you hear about this
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  7. folx?

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  8. Anna ballin at work. Taking pictures with such high resolution it makes ms paint lag out

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  9. I smoked so much weed that I feel asleep watching roller coaster tycoon 2 videos.

    His voice is just so soothing

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  10. Originally posted by Technologist Yeah, please OPie zoom outta here to another planet. You’ll be a pioneer!

    Yeah go back to your home world you reptile zoomer rabbi
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  11. America is a nigger country full of niggers that loves niggers and listens to nigger music and eats niggers food and wears nigger clothes and their biggest sporting event is watching a bunch of niggers play football and then they let a nigger fuck their wife because they are all cucks which is why they think of nigger dicks when they see BBC instead of a media network. America always was and always will be a country of nigger lovers.
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  12. You should be able to live there with your Israel passport
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  13. I call this one wariat at a nursing home

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  14. do the horse again
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  15. Originally posted by Wariat Oh yea I forgot to show you guys but this was the dentist chair before I quit:


    I thought it was the needler from halo



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  16. I drink too much to have enough alcohol to go to the store drunk so I usually go stoned.

    But every time I go to the mall now it's like nazi Germany. You gotta tell the security guard where you are going
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  17. idk but I have cheese and bread for lunch
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  18. Originally posted by A College Professor i go to the cafe where the old mexican lady calls me sweetie , i dont get dessert there because im sweet enough already

    i'd ask when she gets off work and eat her booty like my morning muffin

    *sips*
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  19. Yeah for world's smallest penis also you hold the record for being the biggest bitch ass punk in history
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  20. and then the FBI agent disguised as a bush pops out, points his 9mm pistol at wariat and says FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MOLESTING RAPHAEL LUCIANO

    And then Joseph Roisman, who was also disguised as a bush jumps out and points a Shotgun at both of them and says "No, YOU BOTH FREEZE, PULL YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES AND BEND OVER"

    And then Infinityshock who was in a full guille suit stands up from the prone position holding a barrel drum AR-15 with laser sights and points it at the three of them and says "Jackpot"

    *opens windows 3D movie maker*
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