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  1. Originally posted by WellHung You and I are the least productive guys on this site.👍❤🌹

    I worked for 8 hours yesterday. I'm taking the rest of the month off
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  2. corona virus cleaning crew. We work late when nobody is around because social distancing.
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  3. Australian because I never ever dog my mates
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  4. I don't lay in bed I sit on the couch and play video games or watch YouTube
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  5. very cool! nice to see someone backing up their claims for once instead of just 'OH YEAH THERES A VHS TAPE OF ME BROWSING TOTSE WHILE STILL IN DIAPERS MAYBE ILL POST IT MAYBE I WONT'
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  6. Hts and I have been watching the X files
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  7. It's like a soap opera
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  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Her head is too big for her body.

    That's why she's on TV

    https://screenwritingfromiowa.wordpress.com/2012/09/11/why-movie-stars-have-big-heads/

    "Their heads are large in a way that is out of proportion with their bodies. McQueen, Newman, Stallone, etc. Director Norman jediison called move stars’ heads ‘Roman.’ The camera likes the perspective that a large head gives to an actor. In person, it looks a little unnatural, but onscreen, the large head allows them to dominate"
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  9. I think lord of the rings is gay and childish like Harry Potter
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  10. I rape your mother because she asked me to
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  11. My mom showing up at the house randomly after being missing for a year covered in dirt and emaciated and me having to feed her and let her into the house even though I told her she had to leave because I didn't want her there (idk why I said that, i was probably just being salty) but she just curled up on the couch and didn't move for a few days. My dad felt bad for her and let her stay.

    Another memory;

    coming home after spending the weekend with a friend and the house was trashed and my dad was crying saying he spent his paycheck on cocaine and hookers and there was no money left for rent or food.
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  12. Coming home from school and the house stinks like weed, weed all over the floor and there are lots of sketchy gangster types around. My dad pulled me aside and said the FOBK just robbed a grow house and needed a place to dry and stash it and they paid him in crack to let them use our place.

    I thought it was cool at the time but it was pretty fucked up looking back at it all. I skipped school to help hold down the house and make sure nobody broke in to rob us. I was ready to stab anyone who tried to come in.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/gang-life-in-calgary-jail-time-bounties-and-family-1.1325046
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  13. My mom stabbed my dad and there was blood all over the place and he had to lock her out of the house because she was being violent and she was banging on the door yelling to be let in
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  14. I used to have really long hair when I was a kid because I was classic rocker that listened to ACDC and led zeppelin. One time a crack head came into my room when I was asleep, saw my long hair and tried to molest me because he thought I was a girl. He tried to play it off like he was intoxicated and went into the wrong room.

    Later he got locked up and I yoinked his computer. There was a bunch of nonce material on it, mostly young teen stuff but there was also some nude pictures of kids. Also the paris hilton sex tape which was cool. But it was fucked up because he babysat our neighbors kids and they were really young.

    He killed himself a few years later. My dad still flirts with the mom of those kids on Facebook.

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  15. raj calls to you. Time to take cough syrup
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  16. HURRR IM A HAPA THAT WEARS DIAPERS AND WANTS TO FUCK LITTLE BOYS BUT I HATE TRANNIES FOR BEING DEGENERATES HURRR HAPA SHOTA PRIDE HURRRR
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  17. What's for lunch.
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  18. Originally posted by -SpectraL Stop shitting up topical forums or I'll delete your entire hard drive and bios.

    I was reading some sketchy links about the dimensional merge and one I clicked started auto downloading an app on my phone so I quickly ran over to the modem and unplugged it.

    Then I reset my phone. Nice try hackers but you can stop any kind of attack by just turning your Internet off.

    EZ
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  19. I appreciate every moment of existence while all you do is get triggered about transgenders because you can't fulfill your degenerate fantasies of fucking little boys and pooping yourself

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2
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  20. Anyone with a phallic facial feature
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