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  1. EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME POLITICAL VIEWS AS ME IS A STUPID HEAD - faggots and retards
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  2. I for one appreciate our corporate overlords
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  3. Okay sally you also want to wear a diaper and find men attractive

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    💖

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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  4. sounds like you're a cock nose

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.

    Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.


    Originally posted by CandyRein
    Just left the state park …

    💖

    We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'

    What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory

    Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
    whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
    looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
    dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
    on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian





    Originally posted by Wariat the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I doubt that's a very viable business.
    15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.


    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal 12 years old isn't even that young.
    They're plenty ready for sex.

    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time.
    I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself.
    Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.

    Anybody here into shitting themselves?

    Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.

    Another thing.
    I want to shit and urinate on someone.
    BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi >tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Our cock nose strong and free 🐓 👃
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  5. i guess he's not a recluse anymore

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  6. i hope you like bed bugs
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  7. Whoa candy calm down don't disrespect that dog like that
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  9. Who cares what other people do lol
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  10. I've already done that on two grams of dextromethorphin
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  11. I always used to get high in the closet because I thought my neighbors and entire town could see the shadows of me hitting the tek pipe like a batman signal and they would call the police on me and throw tomatoes at me as they paraded me through the town and then send the anti drug hitman to rape me in prison.

    I even put a towel under the crack of the door to make sure no light from the lighter escaped and I would use a candle and press the gas ignite button on the lighter to make sure it was totally quiet so if someone was in my house they would have to open the closet door and I had a big ass knife on me and a jug of hydrochloric acid to splash in their face

    Sometimes I would have to carefully remove the towel and peak under it because I heard footsteps in my room and thought someone came in through the window. Then I would get stuck in there for hours with just my phone light because I think someone is walking around my house waiting for me and if I make any noise they will attack so I stay totally quiet snorting lines quietly.

    eventually I would get tired and emerge ready to attack with my knife and have to look around the house and triple check the locks and booby traps to make sure nobody was trying to break in.

    Fuck closets on meth they are traps like porn. I know it's not just me, the guy from Motley Crue had the same experience.
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  12. I'm too violent and unstable to be scammed. People have tried before but the last person that did I showed up to his house with a knife and took his xbox because he 'disrespected' me. I don't even really know if he was trying to scam me but I thought I heard him say something like he wanted to and because i'm a violent and unstable person I decided to fuck with him because I had 'moral justification'.

    People usually just avoid me all together and anyone that tries to scam me gives up quickly because of how fucked I am. Sometimes that even pisses me off and I get violent towards someone that gives up trying to scam me because fuck you bitch you give up too easy what the fuck is wrong with you lets fucking fight and they are like stay the hell away from me whats wrong with you and call the police.
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  13. Originally posted by Kev well this is the problem of being blue pilled. you revolve all your selfworth around the approval of some bitch. this will always lead to a negative feedback loop, including where bitches lose even more respect for you and want less to do with you for the simple fact that they see you as too easy to manipulate and weak.

    rebuild yourself and stop twat-worshipping, muhnigga.

    I have plenty of self confidence and I think i'm a pretty cool dood, the problem is I am constantly horny and have a very over active sex drive which makes relationships difficult because nobody can keep up with my horniness and if i dont have sex multiple times every day I assume the person must hate me and doesnt really love me so I justify cheating on them.

    Muh dick mothafucka

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  14. When I had thousands of dollars saved up I was still depressed and would do drugs and go into tiny chat and make it rain and then miss work because I stayed up all night flirting with hts while tripping on bundy

    I just don't see the point of being alive if you can't find someone to fuck.
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  15. So you aren't white... Gotcha
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  16. Originally posted by Bugz No way could he be employed by uncle S




    You calling me this?
    fight me

    No he's employed by Uncle Goldberg
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  17. ahh yes the big black cock network, the pride of britain

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  18. Originally posted by Meikai OP would be the kind of guy who watches literal interracial cuck porn.

    I bet stl imagines he's the boyfriend that stood her up.

    Typical democrat

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  20. I'd kilogram her
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