just buy a dog and put some peanut butter on your asshole and let old rover go to town maybe he will even slip it in you homosexual scat fetish dog lover faggot
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Originally posted by Wariat
The third one whom i havent brought the topic up on whstsapp just sent me a screenshot with my number blocked maybe jer friend or somethibg with word „hunter”
Wariat is literally becoming the polish Bill Krozby getting his phone number blocked by all the local schlammers
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Originally posted by Ghost
She lost a quarter of her face to an accident including parts of her brain so now she kind of talks slow and if you stare at the eye long enough you can tell the eyebrow is painted on.
Still pretty cute though and after the accident she became a pothead, gained a lot of weight and became a huge slut also
She's also pretty cool and will make jokes about her eye or threaten to stab You. .
I think I'm gonna exclusively chase one eyed girls now
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Originally posted by mmQ
Apparently you haven't seen the videos of what people can do with one arm.
They can do all the things yih just said and more!
People born with 1 arm are probably going to be functional people that don't abuse drugs. It's weird how that works how if you ever meet a disabled person they usually have their shit together and have a normal life and overcome the odds compared to someone that isn't disabled and is depressed and abuses drugs and loses a limb through fault of their own and now they can't be arsed to wipe their own ass
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nah fuck that, hospitals are gay. If it's mental 100% don't do it. I will suicide hotline keep you from riding that bus for $100 it will be cheaper in the long run and I am a serene person its a good deal trust me
if it's physical you can probably treat it yourself for cheaper
the only thing that warrants a hospital in my opinion is something internal like a heart attack but apparently those aren't always lethal and you can just "power through it" something like a bleeding wound you can't close, you might want to hold off on the hospital because honestly you might be able to stitch it yourself for cheaper, quicker by just watching a youtube video. PS always keep a stitching kit on hand, I should get one from amazon
if it's poison you will also probably be fine just drink some charcoal and make yourself frew up
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It's called the FUCK COMMUNISM maple sour it's made exactly like a whiskey sour except i ran out of simple syrup and COMMUNISTS stole all the canadian whiskey and rye so I had to use scotch and maple syrup instead
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What if it wasn't a cop and the person said "Yes, I did see a 12 year old, why are you looking for a 12 year old and you don't know her name or what she looks like? The fuck im calling the police"
and then a cop walks up and says "sir, you don't have to, we have been watching in the bushes this entire time and this man came here to lure a young girl" and then they say HES GOT A GUN OFFICER DOWN and pump that polish meat head full of lead and run over his head a dozen times with the cruiser and at the end they are all panting and grunting wiping sweat off their head and say "FUCK IMMIGRANTS AND SICKOS LETS GET A DONUT GOYS" and speed off to krispy kreme yup just another day in CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY NONCE PATROL life
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