2022-04-28 at 12:54 AM UTC
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me and star trek hung out
Originally posted by Wariat
Hey star trek remember man when we switched to redbull and vodkas from beers?
LOL
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2022-04-24 at 10:41 PM UTC
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Tell me a bit Bradley
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Space LSD
Originally posted by Ghost
L is for LSD
Dear Friend,
My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was reposessed and
the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was
laid off and my unemployment checks had run out. The only escape I
had from the pressure of failure was my lab set and chemistry textbook.
I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation.
Follow my recipe and your dreams will come true.
Sincerely yours,
Dave Rhodes
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It's a SINGLE DOSE of LSD – 50 MICROgrams. On the STREET, it sells
for about TEN DOLLARS. It's small enough to fit on the head of a pin.
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It's a SMALL cube of PURE LSD – 30 GRAMS. On the STREET, it sells
for a AMAZING SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. It fits in your pocket and,
more importantly, YOU CAN MAKE IT IN YOUR OWN HOME FOLLOWING MY SIMPLE
INSTRUCTIONS.
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LSD can be derived from the ergot virus which is commonly found on
hops and wheat. While it's possible to scrape the virus off the stalks
of these plants, there's a much easier way to get ergot…
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Foster's Beer is one of the few beers made with ergot-containing grains,
and it is definitely the most available. First, you'll need some big, blue
cans of Foster's Beer, which you can purchase at most local supermarkets.
1. Buy 12 cans of Foster's Beer. In a pan, heat the beer to a slow boil, in
order to remove the water and isolate the ergot-containing compounds.
Boiling off the water should take approximately 36 hours – don't rush
the process, or you risk damaging the ergot-containing compounds. As
the beer evaporates, simply add more beer. In this way, eventually, you'll
have the essential compounds from all 12 beers in the bottom of the pan.
2. It's now necessary to pH neutralize the slightly acidic ergotamine
solution, using a weak base. No-fat household milk is ideal for the job.
Mix in 1/4 cup of no-fat milk (be *sure* not to use milk with any milkfat)
and wait 30 minutes for the solution to reach equilibrium. At this point,
you have a weak solution of ergotamine with which you can continue the
process. It should be a creamy brown color and a bit gooey. Be careful,
because ergotamine is
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3. Next, it's necessary to combine lysine with the ergotamine solution.
Lysine is available in most health food stores. You'll need about 2
grams of lysine (that's 20 100 mg pills). Cool the ergotamine solution
to near freezing in your freezer (to avoid desosphyxiation with CO2
in the air). Now, simply grind the pills into a powder and mix into
your ergotamine solution. You now have lysergic acid.
4. You *want* LSD, lysergic acid diethylamide, however, and so you need
to ethylate your compound and then ammonate it. Sound hard?
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alcohol is ideal, but Bacardi 151 or some other high-proof alcohol will
work fine. Add 1 cup of pure alcohol, 1 1/3 cup of 151 proof, or
2 cups of 100 proof. Now, to remove the hydroxyls, add 6 cups of 4%
hydrogen peroxide (available at your local pharmacy) or 24 cups of
1% (stronger is better)
Be careful, because now your compound is
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[Keep it away from open flames]
5. Now, for the final step in preparation, add 4 ounces of pure ammonia to
the solution and let sit at room temperature for 3 days. This waiting
period allows for the slow reaction to take place – at higher
temperatures this reaction occurs much more quickly, but you risk
decomposition of the LSD. At the end of the three days, you've done it!
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The expected yield of LSD is 100 grams, over 1,000,000 doses! Be VERY,
VERY careful at this point, because the solution you're dealing with is
*extremely* *concentrated*. If any gets on your hands, you could be
tripping for years! Now, put about 20 gallons of water in a barrel,and
stir in the LSD using a large oar. At this level of dilution, a 1/4
cup contains about 100 hits. You can dispense the hits using an eye
dropper (3 or 4 drops per hit).
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2022-04-24 at 3:25 PM UTC
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I have transcended
"Are you taken any illegal narcotics" is not a question you have to answer.
Don't show ID either, simply walk away and if they pursue you ask if you are being detained and why
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not all heros wear capes omg :'(
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In my dream I remember mass starvation. People were fighting with cats for food but that cats had a system you see they worked with the dogs
against the rats
the rats were BIG AND FAT and could kick the shit out of a cat and group up on them so the cats had to mainly live off of bugs because of how hungry and angry the rats are but they teamed up with the dogs so the dog would come in there and tear the rats apart and for their trouble they got to carry home one fat rat each and the cats seemed to be in charge of the whole operation
I don't know why the dogs just didn't eat the cats and the rats but maybe the cats could beat them up or something
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2022-04-28 at 9:16 AM UTC
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Space LSD
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I just ordered that lebanese hash
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who cares about being interesting
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I encourage you to abuse as much xanax as possible and become a full blown bartard
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2022-04-27 at 8:16 AM UTC
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Update on my life
OP is in the mental hospital or a grave
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2022-04-25 at 5:24 PM UTC
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If Elon Musk buys Twitter
I follow a bunch of trannies on twitter and somtimes at the bottom of a tweet there will be like 4-5 people that just say "you will never be a woman" with 5 likes and those comments just stay there forever LUL
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2022-04-25 at 1:54 PM UTC
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me and star trek hung out
I was there too watching with my hawk and rifle scope on the roof making sure everything stayed above belt
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2022-04-25 at 2:35 PM UTC
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Tell me a bit Bradley
Originally posted by Lodger Free
Stop talking to me you filthy Godless homosexual.
If i'm a homosexual then why do I find this girl sexually attractive?
check and mate ser
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2022-04-25 at 5:18 PM UTC
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"I hate boomers"
Originally posted by Lodger Free
Fucking a man who dresses like a woman is the same as being gay
Why would a homosexual feel the need to dress as a woman? Homo means attracted to same sex so why would anything feminine be involved at all?
Is it "gay" to crossdress?
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cut my life into recess pieces
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no but ive been fucked by one
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