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2019-10-06 at 5:48 AM UTC in Watching porn is digital cuckoldry
Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Holy shit are you the real SHARP? Bro it's Falcon, I caught the mongoose with the snare trap.
Yup, I'm the real me from &T and Zoklet. What's up with that mongoose? My mind is kind of fuzzy, primarily because I'm drunk, and most likely was, at least equally as drunk whenever I was involved in anything that involved a mongoose, we might have been discussing in the past, so help me out here Falcon.:-) -
2019-10-06 at 1:11 AM UTC in Watching porn is digital cuckoldry
Originally posted by whoami Incoherrent rambling
So, what if you watch yourself, and your buddy tag teaming his wife, what would that make you? I realize this is an unfamiliar situation for you, but try to imagine someone actually wanting to have sex with you, at some point in the distant future where you've hit puberty. -
2019-10-06 at 12:39 AM UTC in When are we going to have guns that don't require gunpowder and cases?
Originally posted by DietPiano It seems to inefficient to carry around all that extra weight when we can use guns that just fire projectiles themselves with either hydraulics, pneumatics, batteries, or some other pressure device.
You've had that for thousands of years... Ötzi the Iceman had a bow and arrows, he's 5.300 years old, both the sling and definitely the atlatl are way older. Since then crossbows, slingshots, and spud guns have been invented, and the Austrian army had a bunch of PCP .51 cal. airguns in the 1780s, so there's plenty of options that aren't powder burners.
But I reckon you want something comparable to an assault rifle or machinegun, right? If that's the case, the problem is simply a lack of technological advancement. As it stands, DBSP is the most versatile and effective means of propulsion we have for that sort of thing, so if you want something that can deliver the same amount of energy, without being significantly heavier, messier, or more dangerous you'll have to come up with a new compound. And no, it won't work simply to use FP in bullet casings, one of the problems with BP burners was among other things the recoil, although a few black powder shooters have made some remarkable shots back in the days.
Originally posted by Common De-mominator I kinda want someone to invent W40K Boltguns.
Someone "kind of" already did, it's called the Gyrojet, and it didn't really take hold. -
2019-08-12 at 12:01 AM UTC in Filled my gas tank up a millimeter from full today.Worked as a certified pyrotechnician for 10 years, and in special effects for 15, just to get that out of the way.
Don't worry about explosions etc. while driving with a full tank. if you get in a car crash, and the tank ruptures, and the fuel ignites, your car most likely won't explode. The reason why gas tanks explode when they do, is usually because while gasoline in itself isn't flammable, gasoline vapor is, and if you've got an almost empty, but intact tank, you will have a lot of vapor in a confined space. When this vapor is heated (for example by a burning car) to the auto-ignition temperature, it will ignite, causing an explosion. No open flame in direct contact with the gasoline is needed. I've seen this demonstrated when I got my pyro license. With a full tank, the gasoline might start boiling, but that doesn't mean it's reached the critical temperature in order to ignite it.
If you die in, and because of a car fire, you'll most likely be slow-cooked. Or, "roasted" is probably a more accurate description. If the smoke doesn't kill you first. But don't worry about being blown up. If memory serves, about 90% of the people who dies due to a car fire could have been saved, if the bystanders had gotten their thumbs out of their asses and helped the victim out of the burning wreck, but because of Hollywood's portrayal of what happens when a car catches on fire, by far most are too scared to get near the wreck.
Yes, cars explode, but they do so very rarely. -
2019-07-28 at 12:50 PM UTC in What Fun Things Are You Doing This Weekend?I went spearfishing. It was a night dive at our regular spot - we had checked out a spot that's some sort of private property my dive buddy has access to, but it involved a hell of a lot of stairs to get down a rather steep incline, just to get out & under, so we moved on to where we usually go, and checked out visibility and so forth. It turned out vis. was good considering the weather lately - 5-6m - and we went in. My buddy got at whole bunch of flatties, and a couple of trouts, unfortunately he lost the smaller one (about 3 lbs) from the stringer, but managed to bring back the ~6 lbs he also got. Personally, I love greater weaver, and for some odd reason nobody else seems to appreciate them. Ok, they are the most venomous fish we have in northen Europe, and it does hurt like a bitch if you get one of their spines jabbed into you, and being taken to the hospital after you as a beach goer have stepped on one of them, isn't uncommon, but they taste like a million bux! I got 11, and 3 flatties for a mate that doesn't get enough fresh fish if it weren't for me.
So, all in all, I had a decent weekend, and now I'm just getting drunk.:-) -
2019-07-22 at 4:22 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-07-22 at 3:41 PM UTC in What was the last bug you found in your home?
Originally posted by Erekshun Why do you bump old threads?
I'm not sure I'd consider adding new content "bumping", at least that's not the way it would have been perceived back in the days, and I don't come here often, so I'm afraid I might once in a while have to pull a thread back to the front page if I have something relevant to add.
Originally posted by Erekshun OT: I get these roaches in my house, the thing is they come inside and they die. I sweep them up and throw them away. Why do they come inside if they are just going to die?
Hmm, no idea, no animal should stay in the same place when the food supply runs out, provided they have the option to leave. If you have a lot of cedar furniture or floorboards or something of the like, that would kill them by screwing with their central nervous system. Cedar contains natural pesticides, which is why it's often used as bedding in reptile enclosures (to kill off mites), but it's a death sentence if used for substrate in a terrarium that you use to house a spider or insect, etc.
That might be the answer, but I'm kind of shooting blind here.
PS. sorry for the delay, I must've been drunk and mistaken your "OT" for "OP", not realizing the question was directed at me. -
2019-07-20 at 4:27 AM UTC in Anybody here Ever seen a Brown recluse or a black widow spider up close and personal in the physical world?
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2019-07-20 at 2:02 AM UTC in Are spiders good or evil?
Originally posted by NARCassist i had a spider crawl up my leg the other week and instinctively squashed it. then immediately regretted it as summer is here and its fly season. could use that fucker right about now but he's as dead as this fred was.
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So, Fred came back to life? Glad to hear that, hadn't expected that after 30 years, tell the motherfucker he still owes me half a barrel of smoked herring and a trip to Tijuana... -
2019-07-20 at 1:53 AM UTC in What was the last bug you found in your home?I find tons of various bugs in my home all the time, most of them get the boot and a stern warning not to return, or they get zapped with my electric fly swatter, that'll teach them little bastards.
But, a couple of days ago I actually found an interesting little fellow, merrily trotting around on my staircase. It was a spider called Scytodes thoracica, better known as a "spitting spider". Now, traditionally, spider silk comes out of the butt-end of spiders, while venom comes out the front-end, but this spider does it a bit differently - it internally mixes the liquid that becomes silk once it gets into contact with air, with venom, and sprays this cocktail from the ports at the tip of the fangs, while vibrating said fangs rapidly, to form a sticky and venomous concoction in a zig-zag pattern covering the prey, and sticking it to the surface it's walking on. Now, the S. thoracica isn't a very fast spider, nor is it very big, however, it is a very accurate spider, and it has a reaction time that is astonishing, so it can hit even the fastest spiders we know of, like our regular house spider Tegenaria domestica, and turn this larger spider into lunch.
The first time I found this species in my home, I was exhilarated because this spider is very rare where I live, but the second time I found it, and noticed it was a few motlts smaller than the first one I caught, I realized that I must have at least one breeding pair on my property, which in turn means that I must have a good deal of them crawling around in my garden.:-) -
2019-07-20 at 1:25 AM UTC in Are spiders good or evil?They are neither good nor evil, they are just animals like the rest of us, they do however provide a certain amount of pest eradication which shouldn't be taken lightly, they are by far the most effective animals, or "organic pest controllers" if you like, regarding the number of pest insects they eat every year. We would have one hell of a problem if they weren't around.
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2019-07-20 at 1:12 AM UTC in Anybody here Ever seen a Brown recluse or a black widow spider up close and personal in the physical world?
Originally posted by aldra lol
we have redbacks here which are more or less the same thing, I think they're slightly more venomous though. usually a bite will just make you sick for a few hours, 5-6 is risky business
Nope, the Redback (Latrodectus hasseltii) isn't as venomous as the Southern Black Widow (Latrodectus mactans). -
2019-07-20 at 12:58 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentNot really doing much, except drinking beer in my boxers and screwing around online, thinking about how our world has become more fucked up over the last couple of years, and also how to improve a technique to burn down your house for the insurance money, I just learned about...
It's a bit depressing really, I can't change the way things are going globally, and as I have no need to burn down anything, figuring out a better way to do it, can only be considered mental exercise in relation to unconventional problem-solving.
Does anyone know where Morb went, when Zoklet died? I miss that crazy bastard... -
2018-03-01 at 6:01 AM UTC in this guy probably has to shit so bad
Originally posted by greenplastic it looks like for some reason they're putting out an article about him every 3 days, so we might have to wait a couple days for an update. what do you guys think will happen? will they release him over concerns about his health? will he continue to hold the shit in, possibly until death? or will it eventually just build up past the point of no return, and then that dude will shit like 18 feet. that would probably be the best feeling ever. especially after being so tense just having to concentrate super hard on holding your shit in 24/7 in jail for 40+ days. that guys basically gonna be like a monk by the time he gets out of there.
I reckon the pain from being massively constipated, eventually will send him to the toilet, but possibly being unable to take a (ginormous) dump, followed by hospitalization and surgery. In any case, I've never heard of someone holding in their shit like this, it's amazing he's actually gone for as long as he has, but whatever happens I doubt they'll release him, that would just start a trend, and subsequently, they'd have to let everyone go suspected of having swallowed the drugs, which would kind of defeat the purpose of locking them up in the first place. -
2018-02-27 at 8:56 AM UTC in this guy probably has to shit so badThat must be some sort of record... Over here the cops chased some dude last night, with a lot of drugs in his car, and he decided to rip open the bags and dump the drugs out the window. Needless to say that didn't go as planned, he pretty much just did a really shitty powder coating job on the car, and still got caught.
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2017-12-28 at 9:48 AM UTC in Would you give your body for money?
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2017-11-27 at 12:23 PM UTC in Are you under a curse?
Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein There must be something to it all?
Nope, just because people have believed in something crazy for a long time, doesn't mean it actually exists. However, I'll happily buy the argument, that people need an explanation for why they keep screwing up, and that instead of taking responsibility for their own lives, it's easier to blame something that's out of their control. It's the exact same thing with religion. -
2017-11-23 at 1:28 PM UTC in Cyanoacrylate
Originally posted by Totse 2001 this isn't about getting high, so it's not a bltc question..much
I saw a video of a dude explaining cheap fixes in the Iraq war on copters
using Cyanoacrylate and Baking soda. once you pour baking soda on a drop of superglue (Cyanoacrylate) it hardens rock hard.
Is it safe for a big gaping hole in my tooth, which the nerve is pretty much disolved by now (not much pain as it used to be)
I'll clean it out first.. but this fucking fix a dent is expensive and wears out in a few days.
should I place fix a dent in and then cap it off with super glue and toss baking soda on it? will the fumes fuck me up?
Short answer, yes, you could do that, but make sure you get a medical grade. The fumes will hurt if you get them in your eyes. They aren't overly dangerous if inhaled, but it'll probably hurt so bad that you won't feel like inhaling them, try putting a drop on a piece of paper or something, and bring it gradually closer to your face while inhaling through your nose. You'll know when you've inhaled the fumes, trust me. Oh, and remember it sets instantly upon contact with water. Personally, I'd go see a dentist, but if you decide to go down this road, I'd apply the baking soda first, and then have someone apply the Cyanoacrylate with a syringe - screwing around in one's own mouth with that stuff isn't exactly the smartest thing to do, if you can't see what you're doing. -
2017-11-20 at 8:57 AM UTC in Humanoid encountersI've never seen something that shouldn't exist, but I do have a story.
This was around 15 years ago, or thereabouts. A couple of friends and I were staying in a house belonging to one of my friend's dad, while on a 3-day fishing trip to various lakes and coastlines in the area. In the evening we'd get drunk/stoned. At some point, I really needed to go take a piss, but someone was already using the bathroom, and I couldn't wait, so I went outside. On my way back, I passed by a van with a trailer in the driveway. The trailer was a tall boxy thing, probably a little taller than me. Everything was fine, and I was slightly buzzed, and pretty satisfied after a good long piss. As I passed by the space between the back end of the van, and the front end of the trailer, I instantly got the feeling that someone or something was standing in the space between the vehicles. Now, don't get me wrong, it was not just a sort-of-feeling, I was instantly convinced 100% that something very very dangerous was well within reach, I didn't even have time to turn my head, before I'd started throwing punches into the spot where this "boogeyman's" head would have been. Of course, I didn't connect with anything, there was nothing there, but the instant feeling of pure and utter dread was very real, I knew that something was there, in just the same way that you don't doubt whether or not you're reading this post. To this day I have no idea why I all of the sudden felt this way, but apparently, my fight or flight instinct thought it prudent to beat the living crap out of whatever wasn't there.
The only other strange thing I can think of, was when I was some 13-14 years old, and had been rollerskating all day on a ramp I'd built with a friend. At some point, my friend went home and I laid down on the ramp, and looked at the stars for some 20 minutes. I noticed one of them seemed to move. It wasn't a shooting star, it wasn't an airplane, and it wasn't a satellite because they tend to travel in straight lines, whereas this joker was sort of just wobbling around. I have no idea what it was, it looked like any other ordinary star, except for its odd behavior.
Which reminds me, I actually do have a couple of family members who's seen some really weird shit. Family member A has seen something "cigar-shaped and glowing, of unknown size" flying at a crazy speed over her house as a child. This must've been around the early 50's. Family members B and C has simultaneously seen something "about the size of a bus, glowing orange, hovering over a field, and then slowly flying away without making a sound". This must've been around '87. I've heard the stories several times over the years, and they haven't changed a bit. My family has no history of insanity and the people involved are not prone to making up stories.
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2017-11-19 at 10:18 PM UTC in You have direct communication with god and he commands you to exterminate half of the world's populationPedos, rapists, racists, and the religious...
