He would wake up from another night of binging on gin, hobble over to his computer, check the Morality and Eating Meat thread, see an off topic post and ban the user before declaring another hard day's work finished and proceed to make another Singapore Sling and then take the local BART to a high class bar and bitch at the bartender for not knowing what a Lonely Island Lost in the Middle of a Foggy Sea is.
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