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Good question. Marshall Swisher here,
My vision includes become the Chief Minister of DeWalt. I intend to get there by catapulting the company's reputation higher than that of any other company. This is going to happen by creating meaningful relationships with my fellow Americans including those of you here on NIS. Nothing is more important to me than brand image.
Once I am knighted as DeWalt's Chief Minister I am going to get a tattoo of the DeWalt Flex-Volt 60V angle grinder cutting the Milwaukee tools headquarters in half. This should send a strong message to my fellow employees and make our company culture very easy to understand.
At that point I would formally ask the board to approve the purchase and partial demolition of the Golden Gate Bridge. The roadway would be replaced with the world's largest statue of a drill, a 380 foot tall re-creation of our legendary 20V MAX 3-speed XRP drill with hammer feature.
Additionally I would immediately start moving all foreign assembly state-side. I would issue a mandate that 95% of all DeWalt components be manufactured domestically within 2 years.
I would recommend that the board moves forward with the construction of the world's longest saw factory - A 3 mile long elevated structure built 20 feet above and directly over Highway 101 located somewhere between LA and San Jose. The building would be glazed with photochromatic DeWalt black and DeWalt yellow low-e glass.
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Teach him how to use anabolic steroids.
Teach him how to drive a car.
Teach him how to use his words to hurt people.
Welcome him as a full-fledged member of the #DEWALTNATION
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Hi, Marshall Swisher here!
If you could use a #DEWALTGRANT to help with the costs of bearing a child, get in contact with me!
We require that you give your son or daughter the first name of "DeWalt" , and then we can send you #FREE TOOLS every birthday! There is a lot more to this little known promo offer that I would be more than happy to explain to you so please feel free to get in touch!
Marshall Swisher,
DEWALT COMMUNITY OUTREACH AGENT 01
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Hello Marshall Swisher here, ( #DEWALT LIFE!! )
We have a lot of great gift options this season, but I want to tell you about something very special we just came out with..
It is a fire resistant vest with #blitzer jacket technology. These are specially designed and color blended to wear over a white t-shirt and collect and camouflage any #mustard-stains - leaving you feeling clean and refreshed this winter.
A truly great gift for the one you love!! #DEWALT CHRISTMAS
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#DEWALT WORLD believes that all body types are beautiful.
PS we are about to offer a very special promo offer on our highly acclaimed 60v FLEX VOLT brushless angle grinder! #DEWALTLIFE , #FREETOOLS
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