why do you want to hurt me
guess what a dozen of your kind costs...
no one is scared of you or your shit talk .. as far as the peoples court is concerned you are just another Bill Krozby wannabe
Welcome to year 2018 WHERE CASH IS KING, and financial-well-being replaces the BMW as the status symbol of the century.
You are not in a dream right now.. I repeat... this is real life
I would roll that gaylord over three times faster than he did his own mother for a frappachino. RETARD SOUTHERNERS all fall down. God bless
LSD is the most pathetic poster of 2017. congrats you won an award you little dirtbag
im going to cover myself in used 4000 mile valvoline. dont fall for anyone wearing penzoil. I will be by the blue van
Lets get sandwiches and meet up at lake merced tomorrow around noon
Ill roll you over like a dog turd in the street. Want to meet up?
If you like it so much why don't you become a policeman and abuse the accused?
You dirt-bag you are starting to piss me off
You don't need a facebook account to view that. I personally called Mark Zuckerberg to ask and then tried it myself because I don't 100% trust that fag.
And why would you feel sorry for the policeman? Would you feel bad for me if I drove erratically with you as my passenger and my shit tier driving got you ejected from my wagon?
Would you feel bad for me if I beat you half to death with a nightstick? And so on
I'm actually pushing for the development of an augmented reality sandbox style DeWalt simulator where you can hurt people using power tools.
I think its very important to get new people interested in DeWalt.
Good question. Marshall Swisher here,
My vision includes become the Chief Minister of DeWalt. I intend to get there by catapulting the company's reputation higher than that of any other company. This is going to happen by creating meaningful relationships with my fellow Americans including those of you here on NIS. Nothing is more important to me than brand image.
Once I am knighted as DeWalt's Chief Minister I am going to get a tattoo of the DeWalt Flex-Volt 60V angle grinder cutting the Milwaukee tools headquarters in half. This should send a strong message to my fellow employees and make our company culture very easy to understand.
At that point I would formally ask the board to approve the purchase and partial demolition of the Golden Gate Bridge. The roadway would be replaced with the world's largest statue of a drill, a 380 foot tall re-creation of our legendary 20V MAX 3-speed XRP drill with hammer feature.
Additionally I would immediately start moving all foreign assembly state-side. I would issue a mandate that 95% of all DeWalt components be manufactured domestically within 2 years.
I would recommend that the board moves forward with the construction of the world's longest saw factory - A 3 mile long elevated structure built 20 feet above and directly over Highway 101 located somewhere between LA and San Jose. The building would be glazed with photochromatic DeWalt black and DeWalt yellow low-e glass.
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I shit my pants cause I was too retarded to ask to use the restroom
Because of the amazing turn out we will be running a similar tour again.
Let me know if you want to have a #DEWALTBREAKFAST in SJ or a #DEWALTLUNCH today in SF.
Teach him how to use anabolic steroids.
Teach him how to drive a car.
Teach him how to use his words to hurt people.
Welcome him as a full-fledged member of the #DEWALTNATION
Hi, Marshall Swisher here!
If you could use a #DEWALTGRANT to help with the costs of bearing a child, get in contact with me!
We require that you give your son or daughter the first name of "DeWalt" , and then we can send you #FREE TOOLS every birthday! There is a lot more to this little known promo offer that I would be more than happy to explain to you so please feel free to get in touch!
Marshall Swisher,
DEWALT COMMUNITY OUTREACH AGENT 01
