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  1. G African Astronaut
    Da Hulk :

    Rockstar Pure Zero Grape & white rum @ 50/50 ratio. Tastes like Jolly Ranchers, no super sugah doh,,,

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  2. G African Astronaut
    Now he's gonna take your PS5 & ground you.
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    I picked up some peyote mescaline tincture from the reservation. My night's finna get interesting (sinister laughter bellows).
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  4. G African Astronaut
    How sad it must be to be Wariat, a ginger alcoholic polack w/ sex offender status & the inability to communicate coherently.
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    People dying every other month,playing pallbearer & universal father figure has stifled my fitness game a bit. Finna go on vacation & feeling puffy, so that means a herculean week of straight beasting is in order.
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  7. G African Astronaut
    Inherited property has mosquitoes & fucking stink bug looking hopping lil' shits that rush the door like a plague of locusts every time it opens after dark. Frying them fuckers @ the front door as I type. All I hear it snap,crackle,pop lol.




    Throw in some greasy pie,,,friday night's on & poppin' son.

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    What kind of world do we live in when a middle aged male extols the virtues of being an Uber driver lol.
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  10. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny those who can, fight.

    those who cant, watch.

    Those who can't do either, post shit like that on the internet lol.
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  12. G African Astronaut
    Finna take my now hybrid tribe/son/ex wife back to homeland.

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  13. G African Astronaut
    I had my 80 year old Cherokee aunty burn sage in a scallop shell through here today, she said I gotta rip all the carpet out & reseal every wall & ceiling. She even left me w/ an extra sage kit, if I notice anything odd lol. My aunt don't play @ ALL lol.




    My son stay wilin' (shakes head)

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  14. G African Astronaut
    Eddie Murphy & Martin nailed this one lol.



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  15. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Thanked for the use of the word Gallivant…

    My mom used to always say "I'm here working while your ass, King X$&@$? is out gallivanting,,," in my early days lol I've been flossing that word every since then lol.
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  16. G African Astronaut
    Promised my recently passed fam that I would secure her estate ASAP before I started to gallivant w/ the money. I'm now scurrying about to finish up before I take the kids & concubine son a 5★ island paradise escape in July lol.


    I know some of you dumb lol.





    No worries, I got this,, uma G.
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  17. G African Astronaut
    Ghostz luv Nipsey since he up there rockin' wif'em.

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  18. G African Astronaut
    Been demo'ing inherited property all day w/ my son now um finna pour me an adult beverage & jam some flava on the JBL bluetoofs. If there's any spirits haunting this piece they ass finna be jamming before I'm done son lol.

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  19. G African Astronaut
    @ my inherited property demo'ing carpet & preparing for paint crew due Monday. Me & JR were slumming w/ Pizza Hut's "The Edge Ultimate" shit was surprisingly good for chain fuckery.

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  20. G African Astronaut
    Cardio circuit beasted.

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