Originally posted by mmQ
Your beard line isnt so stellar if it can be so easily ruffled by a few minutes of mask wearing.
You obviously have no experience w/ properly conditioned hair that shapes & conforms to the lightest touch due to it's silky fineness. Any push of the tufts would indeed change the infrastructure. Masks are unacceptable to any respectable beard smith.
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Once in county jail I gather someone was too bashful to defecate in the cell with their mates, so they conveniently left a huge coil in the day room showers. You've never seen a chiseled from stone, fearless convict cower away in utter fear as fast as when he faced an unexpected visit from the fecal fairy.
It was funny as hell seeing 2 older ebony gents go into rants about "fucking weirdos shitting in the shower" & that this was "cruel & unusual punishment" as they donned make-shift Hazmat suits w/checker board chest shields (held around the neck with toilet paper rope) & surgical masks of old commissary bags. The gloves were fashioned out of zip lock bags that the initial hygiene pack was handed out in & made the tossing of cleaning chemicals from feet away an ardous task. It took 2 wily vets over an hour to do so, as the bewildered C.O. just stood there scratching his head. I remember one of the clean up guys Mr. Willie wandered around for days stroking his chin mumbling aloud "who tha fuck shits in a shower ?!". Mind you there was only 2 stalls for roughly 50 heads & that one was avoided like the plague for mo.'s by the heads in the "know".
Weeks later it was determined that a guy in D-17 was the culprit who was referred from then on as "Filthy Mac Nasty" & "Shitfrey Dahmer". He was ostracised from the group,left out of the spade tournaments & the related comradery(discussing the buttocks of the musical artists on BET,whose the best rapper debates, etc.),,,ah the memories
I defecate in a manner I termed "drago technique" it is the norm for many original people. I used to call it the "gargoyle" but I have elevated the game to have perfect weight distribution as to not break any more toilet seats. My non-perfected technique has been responsible for many a broken toilet seat that has cost me 2 concubines & a 425$ damage charge from a Marriot. It promotes better bowel evacuation & keeps the knees limber.
As a child my family travelled the globe, I remember fondly while in India during the 70's, another child stumbled upon me in "drago" formation, well back then it was "gargoyle"(coined due to the familiarity of looking as if perched on a roof top like the afore named statues). He was perplexed,ran & told his father who was some kind of village holy man, who then assured me & his seed that it was completely normal, which I already knew lol. To this day I ponder if Sanu picked up the drago technique,,,
I expect many people are grumpy & @ risk of colon rot/cancer just by simply not shitting properly.
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Originally posted by WellHung
i think it's angryiver's butthole. Even worse.👍
I would think a confessed feminine homosexual like §m£ÂgØL would have the couth to @ least keep his mangina from being shit dyed lol. Makes a little sense now.
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Hiki not many people you'll find online will give a fuck that you're a lonely,miserable shell of a male. The ones that do are likely feigning interest/like for some morbid entertainment akin to watching a car crash. In short, no one gives a fuck son, so get your shit in order or get it over with. Cash in all your "disorders" go live w/ other inept "victims" of society & accept your fate or man the fuck up & better yourself.
Love, Uncle G
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Originally posted by Greek Style
It's Bald and Bankrupt, a youtube travel vlogger who §m£ÂgØL lives vicariously through.
He fucks a sketchy russian bitch & eats foul shit often he's for sure compromised. Jet-setting the globe, slums included may be good for YT content but not for vitality, he's a textbook candidate for pestilence. Walking the vilest canals in India then going getting his hair cut by a dirty ass barber complete w/ the pore deep scalp massage ?! He probably got the full undiluted super strain of the disease, no average human is going to be exposed to it that often or in those conditions.
If you think ole Benji boy hasn't been tampered with I'm not sure what to tell you lol he definitely has sugar in his tank.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Don't you think you'll get it in the future , wen all this stuff dies down?
My contract was for 9 mo.'s so it ends in Sept. then it goes by a rotational cue. The company in Dubai likely found someone local &/or handled it internally. Time will tell, but sitting home collecting lotto money surely won't have me chomping @ the bit to take sketchy contracts lol.
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Working out excellent for me, signed a lucrative contract to work abroad for 9 monthes starting Jan 28th. Iran conflict hit then Covid, I've been sitting @ home collecting the abroad lotto $ lol. Now the corporate insurance is so high to send the unit overseas(700% increase) since the viral crisis it's more feasible for them to pay us to sit home than abroad, win/win.
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
Looks like shit
From a person who participates in anal sex I assume that's a turn on for you ?! lol that said, anything dealing w/ taste,judgement etc. is not a place where I look to sexual deviants for relevant input.
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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Take your troop leader ass and your 40 year old dance trophies and get your drunk ass fucked out of here. Don't you have like 3 kids you don't have? But go ahead and play white night. Come on Gee. Come save the day. You have way more problems than I have problems and at least I'm not hurting kids.
I have zero problems kiddo. I've never had a penis in my mouth nor my hands minus my own. Fona you're a fucking verbatim loser that attempts to shit on others to make yourself feel better it's see through, you're basic son. Now run off & play online video games where you can create a world that doesn't actually suck like your reality.
Love, Uncle G
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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
I guess as always I will be the bigger person here. The adult. The responsible one. The respectable one. The one who doesn't profit off the state sanctioned murder of peoples grandmas and grandpas one. Im sorry you have so many haters. but maybe… just maybe… they all hate you for… idk, "a legitiment reason" like the fact you're and insufferable annoying little pest who never ever shuts up and is so all about herself all the fucking time that she has no problem murdering people and then going up and hugging their grandchildren like some sick monster.
People who suck dicks for drugs are in no way bigger,responsible or respectable lol especially when it's a homosexual interaction. Just saying Fona, don't get all grandiose son.
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