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Posts by DizzyFistingDrinks

  1. Motherfucker I'm nobody's alt. I'm a commercial tractor-trailer operator, trying my best to live a peaceful gluten free life.
  2. I was up all night driving my 18 wheeler and I went to the waffle house on i35 and I ordered some coffee. I was mentally and physically exhausted and it would have been irresponsible to continue driving.

    I'm sipping my coffee and then I hear the waitress get into a verbal confrontation with a kid at a booth behind me. The guy seemed a bit depraved and pale, maybe even a pedophile. He was reading what appeared to be Mein Kampf. My deeply rooted sense of rural blue-collar traditional ethics kicked in, so I sprung up from my booth and said the first thing that came to mind. "Well looks like we gotta a reader here". In retrospect it was kind of lame and not very intimidating. But despite that, the gaunt pariah seemed visibly rattled by my feeble attempt at accosting him. I had recently taken an assertiveness class with my life partner, and I feel like this was a great milestone.

    He told me to fuck off and the waitress started defending me telling him he was using "profane words" and I kept saying stuff like "bow up". I eventually left but it was kind of fucked up. I really don't like conflict, so it's really hurtful when I'm pigeonholed as an insensitive redneck asshole simply because of my occupation. It's really hard being a trucker, especially when trying to live a gluten-free lifestyle.
  3. Originally posted by mashlehash Git Out


    Nah, I'm gonna contribute and shit. I made a flowchart to prevent shitposting. It goes like this

    Is your post a shitpost?
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    Yes-------------No
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    ↓----------------→Post It

    →Kill yourself
  4. Haven't been in that position, but it seems like you could potentially use online real-estate listings to search for shelter. Say, a rundown commercial building that has been on the market forever. Probably want to keep an offsite supply cache incase your squatting comes to an abrupt conclusion.
  5. Before you get to the mission with the dirtbike and the Mexicans on the train, get the M16 from the airport and quickly level it up by shooting tires. #Protip #Icantremembertopaymybillsontimebutirememberthisshit
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