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  1. Madman African Astronaut
    Humans can only feel joy because it is distict from suffering. That is human nature, try having nothing but free time where you can do whatever you want, you will be bored because you need to work at something for free time to have any meaning. We can only enjoy anything because of the contrast of suffering. I get seasonal depression during winter bad, but thats fine because I enjoy the summer twice as much. This is why the idea of heaven is flawed, to enjoy heaven for eternity our very nature would have to be removed from us. We need to suffer to feel joy, we need to be bored to be exited, we need structured time to enjoy free time. Eternity in "heaven" would become boredom just like not having structured time. Enough time goes by and you crave the end, you want death because human nature cannot only feel good. Humans have nothing to do with infinity, death is the ultimate peace. You can't be human and have heaven.
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  2. Madman African Astronaut
    Well this was actually successful and the challenge was made so I'll participate.







    thx for the pics, you guys are real pals, i'm telling everyone I know that u r my girlfriend from miami
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  3. Madman African Astronaut
    You can hire me as a prostitute and I'll give you the first six inches free.
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  4. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm going to go to a club tomorrow and fuck some girl with low self esteem so fucking hard and then never call her back because YOU DENIED ME YOU FUCKING BIIITTTCCHHHH
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  5. Madman African Astronaut
    ThERE ARE SUPPOSEDLY GIRLS HERE AND I WANT PICS, I WILL GIVE YOU PICS OF GIRLS I"VE BONED OR PICS OF MY LARGE AND VEINY DICKS FOR PICTURES OF YOURSELF< YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE NUDE BUT PUT SOME BOOTS ONE BECAUSE RECENTLY I THINK I HAVE COME TO LIKE THAT
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  6. Madman African Astronaut
    I love digging and the shovel is one of my favorite tools to use, everybody shits on ditch digging but I would do it for a living if there was such a position anymore. I while ago I shoveled gravel all day in the sun and made 20 bucks an hour and it was a damn good day. A shovel is just severely underrated because its a great tool.
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  7. Madman African Astronaut
    I buy mcdonalds coffee everyday then pour it on myself and spend the rest of the day trying to get alawyer to take the case pro bono, no takers so far.
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  8. Madman African Astronaut
    Obama gave a speech before those leaks about how he wanted a "transparent government" and its hella lulzy.
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  9. Madman African Astronaut
    I saw afroman in concert a while ago.
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  10. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm too vain for that, I think to myself got damn I look like a man.
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  11. Madman African Astronaut
    only for you to come to the slow realization that you have no soul and never did. It was all illusions that you participated in in your youth and those illusions were the only thing that gave your life any vibracy. Now that you have obstinately pushed toward truth and meaning the color has leaked from your life and you are left with only yourself which you now realize is NOTHING. But atleast your not a pussy that think their opinions or preferences mean anything. (But it would be more fun)

    Not because I have ill will towards you but just because its real.
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  12. Madman African Astronaut
    I jumped off 60 mg oxy yesturday down from 250 and nothing today and withdrawal isn't that bad. I've been drinking beer all day and just wanted to make sure all you pussies know that I'm moar sober than you and withdrawal is easy and you're a pussy.
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  13. Madman African Astronaut
    I was playing tag in kindergarden and I called a girl the "It-iot" because she was it and I was real clever like that. She told the teacher on me and now acts all crazy when I look her up on facebook twenty years later to ask her why she is such a bitch. God damn stupid cunt.
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  14. Madman African Astronaut
    I can't tell the difference between something squirrel and a college professor and I think they are both scronaldo but lets hear more about these meth fantasies. I mean I wanna know ALL the details, feel free to make multiple threads to cover every aspect because I think your meth fantasies are a requiem for human nature and as a real college professor they add quality data to my studies.
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  15. Madman African Astronaut
    I was not addicted to opiates and writing music and working hard and exercizing four hours a day. 2013 was a great year and my life is much shittier now and I need to get my shit together.
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  16. Madman African Astronaut
    I used to deliver pizzas blacked out on xanax and it was pretty cool because I would just wake up flush with cash and it was like I never had to work. Then a couple weeks of my life went missing and there was a serious stash of drugs just littered in my car that was broken down. Now I only use them the right way because I have generalized anxiety disorder and they really help out sometimes.
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  17. Madman African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby you're beneath me in every way, I barely remember the day in question and I doubt you do either, I don't have to be withdrawing to tell you to kill yourself. I literally think rapists should be forced to kill themselves.
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  18. Madman African Astronaut
    I practically worship women and really only get involved in non exclusive relationships because I can't not flirt with or sleep with a girl if she starts giving me those eyes. Plus if it gets exclusive I might get jealous and I don't like feeling that way, I give girls the best massages and romance them even though its a real don't ask don't tell no strings attached kind of situation. It makes me happy and they smell so fucking good.
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  19. Madman African Astronaut
    Everybody reads tolkien, I havn't read fiction since grade school and I still read tolkien, If you want some better fiction though read Hermann Hesse. I have a theory that there was a golden age of literature and that was when literature was everything from news to entertainment and also widely taught and learned by most people, all the good shit is from that era and its called "the classics"
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  20. Madman African Astronaut
    Hydro is the love of my life, I don't feel loved unless a girl gives me aids.
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