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Posts by Hyoorkism
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2017-08-28 at 5:36 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismI'd watch all the masturbation stuff and jack off to it for the ultimate meta experience.
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2017-08-28 at 3:58 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismHis name is poo
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2017-08-28 at 3:21 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismThe meth cook forum
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2017-08-27 at 11:21 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismMy dad worked for xhamster
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2017-08-27 at 11:20 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismJust kidding he only exists to ruin a once good world / internet.
I'm sure at work he gets along great but in reality holds them all back.
Destructive people that go nowhere stick together because they dont actually want to achieve anything. -
2017-08-27 at 11:17 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismI'll make you eat those words
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2017-08-27 at 11:15 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismI'm the marijuana mahatma
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2017-08-27 at 10:52 PM UTC in Took back the community bongAncom bong is no more.
Went to hit it and the cat was MIA and the food I left missing.
Then some redskins started mean mugging me for sitting In a public park. Fuck all these niggers and fake white people nobody even smokes weed.
People keep touching my shit I an just gonna own a broken bong thats it now. I will give back to community by poising hookerz -
2017-08-27 at 10:47 PM UTC in The hidden seductive art of jugglingLost for centuries the art of juggling has long been involved in advanced high level sexuality.
Just a brief glance you will see jugglers are strange and unique people in general. They also usually moonlight in BDSM, alt fetishes and group sex.
Why the fuck am I even talking about this?.
So I'm sitting at crack park and this loli with blue hair, purple bike sets down a blanket a few yards in front of me. I'm thinking "daww a loner picnic how cute"
Then she pulls out the juggling balls and hula hoop. Dear god she spent 5 hours juggling and hoola hooping.
And you know what? Every time those things hit the ground sh bends over each time she bent her pants got a little lower. That was not by accident.
By the end she was basically doing a strip crawl wiggling her ass with so much skin showing. Ive been walking around all day and each time I'm here I just can't look away.
She also kept looking back to see if I was looking. But she didnt even say hello what da fuc
That was some siren song shit -
2017-08-27 at 7:48 PM UTC in Current status of my video game devMissing from photo: my laptop with the pre aloha code
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2017-08-27 at 7:47 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismThis isn't stamps.com
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2017-08-27 at 7:10 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismI take offense to being called a people you creeple
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2017-08-27 at 7:09 PM UTC in Current status of my video game devWe shall sing this song as we work, we shall sing this song as we play.
Let us work for peace in this world, cuz in peace we shall live in this world. Love everybody
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2017-08-27 at 6:58 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Hyoorkism$25 a foot
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2017-08-27 at 6:56 PM UTC in Community BongYou will never guess what I found. The box is gone and all the Styrofoam, fancy holding strap and stealth blankets are gone but I found it leaning against a tree about half a click from the corner store I left it.
Also the bowl is missing, it was resined since July though so In not surprised.
I made another box and added some basic rules:
TAKE A BOWL LEAVE A BOWL
PLEASE DO NOT MOVE THE BONG UNLESS POSTING A SIGN WHERE TO
hopefully these subhumans can follow basic rules. Also there was a cat guarding the park, very hungry skinny cat. I gave him some tuna I bought (park is behind grocery store)
I tasked him with protecting the bong.
God speed hunger cat
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2017-08-27 at 6:47 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismHow's the weather in faggot ville you personal information posting faggot
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2017-08-27 at 6:46 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismPuck this stoopid polearm
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2017-08-27 at 3:01 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismAt least his incompetence isn't malicious to anyone but himself
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2017-08-27 at 2:42 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismYou know ur fucked when the stims make you tired
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2017-08-27 at 2:20 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: HyoorkismI had to sleep in the cold last night and people kept coming up and grabbing my shit or kick me right as I'm falling asleep for the first time in days so I started doing meth and played with my knifes and cut and destroyed anything in my path
