2017-07-03 at 9:49 PM UTC
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Whats the story with this :
AngryOnion
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Ya they just wanted to go to space and do drugs.
Whats the problem.
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2017-07-03 at 9:48 PM UTC
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hey lets play a word game
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Anal
Anal Fuckstick asshole
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AngryOnion
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Originally posted by infinityshock
post pics of wife
No way If she ever found out she would kill me.
But I do have some pics of her passed out with a spoon in one hand and bucket of ice cream in the other.
Maybe if I blacked out her face? it would be ok, I don't know I'll think about it.
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Jerked it to an Asari stripper in Mass Effect once when I was like 15.
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When I was 16 and I was talking to Piles of Crack on TOTSE, I'd called him up after my BF blew me off after I'd tried to kill myself with pills. I ended up taking 90 percs, Porbably 40 hydrocodone (both 10mg pills), 90 soma, 90 1mg xannax. I was so fucked up. He'd called and I had to fight 6 cops in my front yard, nd escaped handcuffs 5 times, with simply with my brute strength. I got out 3 times with IV's in my hands. Finally calmed down. My father said he saw the whole thing and it was bullshit, the cop grabbed me first, when I didn't do shit. fuck, I was sitting down even. Anyway... yes...
I don't need to break shit, and I have pretty big hands for being a woman. I was strong ad fuck, it was scary, back then.
A few month's later I did it sober twice to show off to the cop who came to baker act me... he didn't baker act me and was just called to take me, I did shit wrong that time too, but that was my grandmother calling being a nigger because she locked me out of the fucking house and I had to go to fucking work. I hate that cunt these days. But anyway... I was nice and didn't wanna cause him trouble since he tried to be cool and decent about it... he even said the guy who bakered me was an asshole... he was.... so meh... he was surprised to see me escape twice. Second time, he tightened them even tighter to see if I could get out then, lmfao... I could... He said he was glad I was cooperative lol.
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