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2017-07-21 at 2:46 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: PornguyI think not!
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2017-07-21 at 2:23 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: PornguyDoes anyone else here have a pocket pussy fetish?
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2017-07-14 at 11:05 AM UTC in Incest PornI think I've watched all the incest porn there is... Please help I need new stuff.
Sister x sister is my favorite. -
2017-07-14 at 11:02 AM UTC in Overwatch pornEver seen this stuff before? First new category all year... hell I'll take it!
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2017-07-03 at 10:12 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Pornguy
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2017-07-03 at 10:10 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: PornguyI think this happened to me last night!. I was gonna make this exact thread before I painted my cock with a sharpie and dipped it in melted wax.
Usually I'm the guy in the film or behind the camera though. -
2017-07-03 at 9:55 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Pornguy
Originally posted by AngryOnion No way If she ever found out she would kill me.
But I do have some pics of her passed out with a spoon in one hand and bucket of ice cream in the other.
Maybe if I blacked out her face? it would be ok, I don't know I'll think about it.
Haha maybe thats why I'm single. I remember when webcams came out (I was married at the time) and I obsessively posted pictures of my wife on the internet because I was like the first person to post creepshots of their wife online, one of the first at least in the early 90's.
I think she secretly liked it though. -
2017-07-03 at 9:53 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Pornguy
Originally posted by Malice Alright Bill Krozby, let me explain this to you s.l.o.w.l.y.:
All of your previous girlfriends hated their dads.
You stated that you believe girls like to go out with guys that are like their fathers.
The person all your previous girlfriends went out with was you.
Therefore, you believe you were like their fathers, who they hated.
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Understand why this is a bad sign?
If you know this much about the guy it sounds like you are in love with him more than anyone. -
2017-07-03 at 9:52 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: PornguySo do you all just wanna fuck and this is your way of foreplay is this forum?.
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2017-07-03 at 9:51 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Pornguy
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2017-07-03 at 9:50 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: PornguyI think it's pretty much self explanitory. They went to the international space station to use crack cocaine and the woman on the right scratched the fuck outta the dude on the left and they also mutated.
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2017-07-03 at 9:48 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Pornguy
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2017-07-03 at 6:47 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: PornguyMan I think you need to get a new keyboard
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2017-07-03 at 6:42 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: PornguyWhat the fuck?.
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2017-07-03 at 1:27 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: PornguyIf I wasn't so shy I might be bothered to dig up my old stills from my cruising days
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2017-07-03 at 1:25 PM UTC in Weirdest things you've done to get offJust woke up And dang!. I knew there were some Dirty dogs up in here.
That one about the 16 year old girl really threw me for a loop.
I just put on some tea and fired up a dozen gigs or so of porn torrents. -
2017-07-03 at 10:22 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Pornguy
Originally posted by Locnar9 When I was 16 and I was talking to Piles of Crack on TOTSE, I'd called him up after my BF blew me off after I'd tried to kill myself with pills. I ended up taking 90 percs, Porbably 40 hydrocodone (both 10mg pills), 90 soma, 90 1mg xannax. I was so fucked up. He'd called and I had to fight 6 cops in my front yard, nd escaped handcuffs 5 times, with simply with my brute strength. I got out 3 times with IV's in my hands. Finally calmed down. My father said he saw the whole thing and it was bullshit, the cop grabbed me first, when I didn't do shit. fuck, I was sitting down even. Anyway… yes…
I don't need to break shit, and I have pretty big hands for being a woman. I was strong ad fuck, it was scary, back then.
A few month's later I did it sober twice to show off to the cop who came to baker act me… he didn't baker act me and was just called to take me, I did shit wrong that time too, but that was my grandmother calling being a nigger because she locked me out of the fucking house and I had to go to fucking work. I hate that cunt these days. But anyway… I was nice and didn't wanna cause him trouble since he tried to be cool and decent about it… he even said the guy who bakered me was an asshole… he was…. so meh… he was surprised to see me escape twice. Second time, he tightened them even tighter to see if I could get out then, lmfao… I could… He said he was glad I was cooperative lol.
Post last edited by Locnar9 at 2017-07-03T04:17:24.041079+00:00
j ust finished jerking it to this -
2017-07-03 at 10:12 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: PornguyAt least you didnt wake up next to a dead hooker.
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2017-07-03 at 6:12 AM UTC in Weirdest things you've done to get off
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2017-07-03 at 5:27 AM UTC in Weirdest things you've done to get off
Originally posted by cerakote when i was like 11 and hadnt figured out how to yank my shit like an adult i would just rub a stuffed animal on my dick for a while
then i learned what porn was and i literally google image searched boobs on my phone (which was a fucking lg lotus)
Your lucky, all I had at that age was old magazines
