Some of my boys came up to my neck of the woods (1226 spruce) the other day. Nothing much, we're just hanging out eating some nuts and and checkin out birds as they go by. Two of them seemed kind of interested in us and stuck around just cuttin it up with us. But after like 30 minutes these two big motherfuckers come up and are like "hey, those are our fucking girlfriends" at which point my friend, the smartass, chirped up and told them to fuck off. They started to come up to us but my friend stuck his skull straight into one of the others, hitting him in the eye. While this happened, I did a flying kick to the other one, sending him flying. I wanted to beat them more but a cop came. Me and my friend were lightning fast just flyin outta there but he got caught up.
He might have to do some time for this and now everything is all fucked up.
2017-07-02 at 10:36 PM UTC
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You GOOFED..Come On!
*looks around*
*pulls worm out of ground*
2017-07-02 at 10:35 PM UTC
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the race to fuck hts
I once fucked this bird I had just met.
2017-07-02 at 10:34 PM UTC
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I DRANK A LOT OF BEERS
It's 4:29 pm and I just ate some rotten fruit. No more flying for me tonight.
2017-07-02 at 10:34 PM UTC
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Sean
that looks like a nice place to roost
Hey folks, I'm zashlezash, there seems to be a flood control preventative measure in this forum to only allow a certain amount of posts from a new account, so I just went ahead and circumvented that by creating a new account.
Anyways, I'm not from Canada, I'm not sure what makes you think that. I am black actually. Everyone that is like me is. I'm not sure if we get medical services or anything. Sometimes maybe when there's an environmental disaster, some people will come help us out, but normally if we get a broken leg or something, it's just a death sentence for us. It's tough, it really is.
