Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol you go to mexico but you don't even visit hydro and yours child?
Wow, you really are fucking dumb, aren't you?
Not only did I visit hydro and her child that isn't mine, but I changed his diapers and fed him and played with him and did all of the normal stuff that normal people do with babies. I've probably spent more time with hydro's kid than you've ever spent with your own.
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I'd really advise you to stop doing things like that though, you're getting to the age where the police will stop thinking of you as a kid and start thinking of you as an adult
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Before I signed up for Zoklet around 2013/2014ish I used to lurk a lot (probably sometime around 2012ish. There is only one that sticks out to me. It was a poster named STD & I always thought he wrote interesting and enjoyable to read posts. I never interacted with him but as far as as poster who no longer post that I wish would come back. He's the dude.
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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder". V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
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Originally posted by Lanny
omg malice, you don't understand marxism at all, what a noob, how shit is your understanding of economics? don't answer its really shit, everything you say is obviously meant literally, humor doesn't exist, only your inability to grasp incredibly basic economic concepts that none the less take far too long to elaborate on because ive spent centuries contemplating the nature of existence and how youre wrong about basically everything. fukken nub
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
You are fucking retarded and don't understand Labour Value Theory on even a basic level.
By any chance did you two meet up and shag? Because you seem awfully
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butthurt.
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It's hilarious that when the tea party first started, the left called them "the teabaggers", and they started calling themselves that because they didn't know what it meant
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I definitely understand the excessive empathy and your disappointment with others. People, interpersonal relationships, are incredibly painful to me, to the point where I couldn't handle any at all and went into self-imposed isolation for over a decade.
Unfortunately the need for others is one of the strongest human needs, one of the most important factors for mental, even physical, health. It's like being allergic to people, yet still needing them, and it having become impossible to relate to anyone, feel any connection to them, truly like them, and function in any sort of social relationship. Like being allergic to water and slowly having it kill you. A critical factor of why aspies tend to have such an unbelievable rate of depression and suicide, multiple other comorbidities/(severe) mental health issues, poor life outcomes, and are generally miserable.
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