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  1. Benny Hausburg Yung Blood
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Your next step is to buy a good shovel.

    So tie her to the shovel as a weight and throw her off the bridge?
  2. Benny Hausburg Yung Blood
    Have you ever masturbated with soap in the bathtub or with vasoline and it burns you peehole ...



    Well it's been burning for about 10 days now. And it's making me pee so much that I'm dehydrated so I drink more and it pees more. So I started to drink pure cranberry juice which is expensive at health foods. And it's not making the burn go away.

    I am so desperate to get rid of the pain I want to chop this the top part of the peen off. the mushroom part.

    I'm so not kidding. If I dip it in ice water or get some lidocaine from the black market I will so stand in front of Lanny's company/apartment whatever and numb it up and place a rubberband around it.. then chop it off in public. let them arrest me. I'm told that's how you get a full badge in a motorcycle gang.. by chopping the tip off.
    I just want the pain to go away mostly. The Motorcycle gang club is just a bonus
  3. Benny Hausburg Yung Blood
    Originally posted by mmQ You're a corrupted agency and I want you to find a pond, nearby, and find a lilly pad, and grab it, and take it home with you, and cut into seventeen pieces, and place them randomly throughout your neighborhood, and tell your neighbors if they find a piece of the lilly pad to bring it to you, and if they all bring all of the lilly pad pieces together you will make a cake for Jeb Bush's daughter.

    SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY AM I EVEN TALKING I AM A SHIT LORD STAIN ON THE UNDERWEAR OF HUMANITY.

    Hey listen you mental terrorist piece of shit. If I cut it.. it will be in a rotating fibonacci pattern and then collect the souls of those who find me to give it back.

    I GOT YOUR SOUL YOU FILTHY MONGREL
  4. Benny Hausburg Yung Blood
    Hey Lanny, I know you don't know me, but are you on New Mongomery or 2nd avenue?

    There was no intent to break the law but I might of been the one who shat on the enterence way because none of those business let you go in to use the restrooms. Like Perry's fucking snobs.
  5. Benny Hausburg Yung Blood
    Don't confess. This is ran by a private security company which will gather personal info and hell of tell on everyone because they're contracted with the corrupted agencies of the world.


    You're a stupid mongrel if you do
  6. Benny Hausburg Yung Blood
    Hi, I found this site searching tor. but it doesn't seem to show on any search engine which makes me think it's apart of that deep internet they talk about.

    I hope this safe because I am really frightened and I need help. Please please help me. I'm scared to tell anyone.

    OK so here's what happen. My mom had me at age 59 and I am 31 years old. I have been taking care of her. She hit 90 years of age last month and is complexly suffering from alzhiemers disease.

    I have been having to change her adult diaper and she thought I was my dad and started fondling my penis. I said "Stop it" but it felt really good and I started crying really bad. I turned the light off to put her in bed but I felt her wetness on my Jimster. I esploded with joy and realize she took her falsies off. so It wasn't really incest.

    I lost my mind and she said she was calling my uncle cory up in Montreal. I know how caddy these two are. I lost it man. I struck her because she wouldn't listen to me. I lost her. She wouldn't respond. I got scared and started shoving all this zoloft and other meds down her throat to look like too much.

    Now what to do? this is some messed up shit.


    Did you find this amusing you sick tainted pieces of caca
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