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  1. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    How do I hide that Im using tor from a website? Im trying to use this irc chatroom but every new identity gets blocked
  2. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    T-PAIN is a horrible drug for addiction i hear, im glad I didnt like it
  3. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    cf got T R I G G E R E D
  4. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Lanny I hold onto an old set of PS2 controllers to use with emulators, the build quality of original controllers is a lot better than knockoffs you can buy. Memory cards and stuff are pretty useless though.

    How do you use them on a pc
  5. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I am shocked you don't know this but it is for pre,mature evacuators, it's supposed to make the guy last longer,

    But don't use too much because unless on some sort of stimulant or even lsd(I highly recommend) then going on like the energizer bunny is NOT what a girl wants. If previous mentioned drugs are not involved and the overly used numbing lube has dimmed the senses in your penis for over thirty minutes and counting, chances are are she's bored and is just waiting for you to cum so it can finally be over. Not necessarily bad sex but boring sex is what guys who for some reason think that sober women want endless upon endless sex with no orgasm……to me that's like a good movie being ruined by an extra hour of pointless dialogue before the surprise twist is revealed. To me and most women I'd think, long sex does not mean good sex. On average 15-20minutes for steamy and completed interaction. 5-10min for a "quickee"

    go be shocked somewhere else beyaaatch. Who cares if you last longer if you cant feel it was my point.
  6. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    why do people buynumbing lube?
  7. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by mmQ Implying DW's wife is Bryan Cranston and DW is a garage roof in New Mexico. Wow. Wowowiwiwiwkwiwwowiwiwow!

    He's not far off
  8. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    where is the signup link for that game
  9. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by NARCassist don't let her see it but have the piece of pizza to hand by the bed. start kissing her, slowly move down her body kissing her tits, slowly down her tummy. give her that look and make sure she is well aware where you are heading. then just as you get to her mound let her open her legs ready for you, and then just squish the pizza hard into her pussy. then laugh at her.



    .

    I will do this since I can't possibly embarrass myself any further
  10. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    EDIT

    Post last edited by Discount Whore 2.0 at 2017-08-18T17:32:27.778202+00:00
  11. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    My wife just threw a piece of pizza at me... I don't know how to feel about it...
  12. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Are you shitting me? The one time I happened to go there when he was on he was just obnoxiously shouting into his mic about one of his random white trash stories.

    Why am I not surprised haha
  13. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Don't get why people hate on this
  14. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Okay I got my order and this shit is pretty good. Two hours in
  15. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Erorr He was a super lanky blonde pony tailed man I lived with in new orleans for a stretch. I loved and hated him so much in his demeanor…. he would wiggle his limbs and consistently make expressions and noises like OOOOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo HAHAHAHA! or talk in a british accent mid sentence. Like the dude was a kook but he was admirable in his fuck everyone freedom of oddity… guess he was working at landing the voice acting for the joker in a e-book comic series so the entire time we lived together and worked together he constantly broke out in 90s cartoon joker skits out of nowhere….

    He said he was bi prior and ive always been androgynous…like we werent lovers or fuck buddies but one night being particularly horny and drunk as fuck after a bottle of whiskey and 9 shots in a solo while at work…. well yeah lol

    I really regret not being sober enough to suggest the roleplay of him telling me he had a message for me at climax haha

    If I was that dude I would text every hookup the morning after with "We Know"
  16. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    I don't want to give you any reasons because you shouldn't kill yourself :)
  17. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I need to order some clonazolam

    have you had clonazolam b4?
  18. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    guys you dont have to fight over me, I will bone all of you equally :)
  19. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    malice, yelling at people does not constitute improvement, I hope you take a good look at yourself and how you can improve before you start going to try to socialize at school because if you act like a psychopath at school you will be ostracized and it hurts way more to have that happen when you're trying than when yelling at people jacking off or stlking persons
  20. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I could go for about five Xanax bars right now

    five states and one felony later...
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