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Originally posted by Michael Myers
It sucks, man. I'm surrounded by so many cute, hot, attractive girls and yet I have no single desire to be with one of them. Being asexual sucks.
If you were asexual it wouldn't suck. Stop kidding yourself.
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Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy
First off I never had a "Small dick" i had it recess a bit in the pooch and Im very thick. I take cialis and it' push that fat back and it's lengthy So So. you lose a bit of length in your older years. I didn't have a small dick in my youth. it was over average not long I admit. but thick and I pleased women
next off I use to have a weird fish smell going on because well.. I took Fish Supplements 3-6-9 I now stop taking them and I wash really well and apply vicks vaporub too cool it down. feels super good and smells nice without masking it with scents.
I do sweat perversely but thats genetics. I am not sweaty as much because I been losing weight. I mean I was fucking super fat, dude. WTF how can I not be oily when I take long walks. I sweat perfuse on my forehead but not elsewhere like other people. Not so much on the chest or man boobs or stomach. it's just sweat glands are probably strong and produce sweat.
I do a back of the hand rub against my junk when Im about to go to bed. if I smell funk, I take a quick shower. Im a man, thats just a guy thing mother fucker.
Lastly FUCK YOU, Im not a fag. so get your shit pussy Goatse'd from someone else.
Why the fuck would you make me read that you freak?
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Originally posted by Cowboy2013
I actually feel like shaving can make women smell worse. It definitely causes you to sweat more or something. But I have just noticed women who didn't shave if we had sex after they had been hot it smelled like a foot that had been in boots and wool socks in 100° weather when their underwear came off. It seems like the worst smelling vajeens I have encountered were shaved though.
Make your mind up bro
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
I use to drink and drive very well. I only got 3 DUI's You fucks need therapists just to see yourselves naked.
I remember when you used to post faggy freds everyday titled dumb shit like "Fona's fabulous friday" and posting about your shitty life which nobody cared about
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[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy
ants can carry 400times its body weight up a tree 90 degrees. they're human size according to the myth.
And my boot can kick 4 million times its body weight
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