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  1. Dad: *whispers* Bamise. Bamiisee.. My sooonn, go and lock the gate
    Me:
  2. Dating a girl who can't sing is very hard, Every time she starts to sing
    You have to run to Your neighbours to prove You ain't beating her

  3. Mum: Have u fetched d water I told u to fetch?
    Me: Yes
    Mum: Have u washed d plates?
    Me: Yes
    Mum: Have u..
    Me: Yes
    Mum: Have u..
    Me: Yes
    Mum:
  4. Baba:what do you want?
    Person: "I want to attack that man of God, the last three herbalists I told to do it, they died"
    Baba:
  5. "Girl leaves man at altar"

    Twitter feminists: Your happiness matters dear

    "Man leaves girl at altar"

    Twitter feminists: Men are scum

  6. ay remember when he come in my village.

    Me sre obia nyi ni car key enye wo kitchen cabinet oo beema
    ma cala nu gye wo di se wu wo krom
    wo nni bia ma wa'ni nko yiri ho
    cus droping a girl nu be fa ye 50
    wo ywe a wobe sockety nu 100

    wodi calculaty very risky
    ende Ghana girls obia ni ni price
    nti wo nni bia koko pe wo size
  7. Probably went to play with sand.
  8. I'd be confident enough to brag about buying expensive things for myself & at the same time for others.
  9. I careless!!! That's D motto! DeBwoiy next door. ✉ open.
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