Posts by RisiR †

1. 2018-11-26 at 3:38 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Do you shower with your daughter?
2. 2018-11-26 at 3:33 AM UTC in Today a twitter nigger told me python's ternary operator is too edgy for him.
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   
   
   The caption is literally what I think when the crack runs out.
3. 2018-11-26 at 3:30 AM UTC in Shit is getting real on our southern border!
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   US America is literally a nation of muds. Your great great grand parents were Polish and Irish gypsies and jedis.
   
   The pure and noble people south of the border are your superiors.
4. 2018-11-26 at 3:27 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Do you pee in the shower?
5. 2018-11-26 at 3:25 AM UTC in Shit is getting real on our southern border!
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Sudo I think it was the economist. Literally started to keep jedis away from the money in Britain

   
   That kinda didn't work out too well.
6. 2018-11-26 at 3:20 AM UTC in Shit is getting real on our southern border!
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Sudo I saw an article that linked fears of immigration to feelings of a lack of control over your own life and it made so much sense to me. If you think immigration is a serious issue in America youre a pathetic cuck who likes being bound until they beg to be raped. What's your IQ?

   
   Who wrote that article? Judas Kikestein?
7. 2018-11-26 at 3:16 AM UTC in Do you think you're better off alone?
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Perma-ban him.
8. 2018-11-26 at 2:48 AM UTC in got a new plug who has the best shit (how much ketamine to take)
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Yea, especially the hard come-up while looking out the window and then realizing that I'm in a moving car that's steered by a dude who must feel the same and looking over to him having the eyes of a fucking deer and a smile from one ear to the other. Hahaha...
9. 2018-11-26 at 2:44 AM UTC in I got high from smoking a window
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by gadzooks Holy fuck I think I just bled a little out of my asshole just thinking about that.

   
   That was pre-cum because your ass just knows about the holy bond with the sharp edged pieces of glass.
   
   Welcome to the future, baby!
10. 2018-11-26 at 2:42 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah, but the part wrapped around the pussyhole is capable of incessantly nagging, withholding access to said pussyhole for any reason whatsoever, and requires all kinds of maintenance to keep it around and available.

    
    A rag with chloroform isn't that much maintenance.
11. 2018-11-26 at 2:39 AM UTC in I got high from smoking a window
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by gadzooks Just imagine that actual glass contains some kind of psychoactive alkaloid that induces pure, overwhelming euphoria, with zero side-effects, after-effects, or physical effects on the body.
    
    We just haven't discovered it yet.

    
    But only when you plug smashed up shards. One guy one jar was lightyears ahead of his time.
12. 2018-11-26 at 2:38 AM UTC in got a new plug who has the best shit (how much ketamine to take)
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I remember my first time doing 2c-B. We snorted it from the dashboard and then my buddy drove us to get some weed from strangers who were having a home-rave. That was wild.
13. 2018-11-26 at 2:34 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I don't think some push it, pull it, pop it zimmabadingdongs can compete with a wet, hot, little pussyhole.
14. 2018-11-26 at 2:30 AM UTC in I got high from smoking a window
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Next time, smash and plug the shards. Tis a movement in this bitch motherfucker. Revolutionizing the fucking game my nigga. Step by step my nigga. Nothing can hold us down nigga. Fuck no.
15. 2018-11-26 at 2:24 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Do you even have a dynamic flick orb bro?

    
    Will you even reach that?
16. 2018-11-26 at 2:18 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm honestly kinda confusedcon how you even put your dick in that sandwich maker.
17. 2018-11-26 at 2:02 AM UTC in got a new plug who has the best shit (how much ketamine to take)
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    GHB just puts you in a coma. Being out of it on MXE is like... well, fuck I dunno. It's transcendental(?), though.
18. 2018-11-26 at 1:57 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's also a flip phone.
    
    
19. 2018-11-26 at 1:55 AM UTC in Fleshlights/Pocket Pussys
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service I'm reading about 6 inches.
    
    A lot of these toys are built for Asian … hardware.

    
    Look at the opening, though. Looks like an inch. The entire thing also looks to be made out of solid plastic. Are you sure it's not a castration device?
20. 2018-11-26 at 1:49 AM UTC in got a new plug who has the best shit (how much ketamine to take)
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Plugged MXE is on another level. I feel like the M-hole is a whole dimension bigger than the K-hole.