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2018-11-28 at 2:20 AM UTC in A gift in sheeps clothing is the ultimate disgrace...I think it's funny how riled up you people get from someone keying cars. It's fucked up but meh.
Here is some stuff I did...
I manipulated people into becoming addicted to the drugs I sold, put the in debt, made them pay with their bodiely(?) services or disfigured them with a boxcutter. In some cases I knew that the person could never pay up but provided drugs for them anyway because I knew the "scene" would know they bought from me. Then I would fuck them up so they looked like horror movie characters for the rest of their lives and everyone who looked at them knows if you buy from me you fucking pay up.
I have smashed fingers with a hammer. Blinded people. Locked them up and forced them to fuck their debt away. Jesus. Keying cars ain't that bad. Haha. -
2018-11-28 at 2:09 AM UTC in A gift in sheeps clothing is the ultimate disgrace...I think you're a cool dude. Didn't know you were a jedi, though. That's fucked up.
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2018-11-28 at 2:05 AM UTC in So there's this guuuuuuuyyyyHey DP, are you a dude or a gurl?
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2018-11-28 at 1:18 AM UTC in All pets go to pet hell
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2018-11-28 at 1:16 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
To calculate the penis weight we'll have to do some calculations first. The volume figures, in cubic inches, shown in the size data chart can easily be converted to weight by the application of appropriate conversion factors. For example, a dick having a volume of 20 cubic inches would be found to weigh 12.25 ounces, or about 0.77 pounds; some dicks are going to weigh in at more than a pound!
The following assumptions and relationships have been used for these calculations.
(1) First, although obvious, it should be recognized that two different units of measure are involved; i.e., we are starting with volume in cubic inches but we want weight, which can be expressed either in the metric system as grams, or in the English system as ounces or pounds. The units of measure in the two systems cannot be used together without appropriate conversion factors. Furthermore, to convert volume to weight, something has to be known about the density of the substance in question, or what the weight of a given volume of it is.
(2) Inasmuch as the penis is composed largely of blood at full erection, it is appropriate that a value for the density (specific gravity) of blood be factored in as the basis for the final results. This is not completely accurate anatomically, but in the absence of data on the density of the penis per se, this is as close an estimate as can be made at this time.
(3) The following factors have been used to make these calculations:
****To calculate weight in grams, multiply cubic inches by 17.37.
****To caculate weight in ounces, multiply cubic inches by 0.613.
****To caculate weight in pounds, multiply cubic inches by 0.0383.
(4) The intermediate calculations are:
(a) To obtain weight in grams, multiply the cubic inch volume values shown in the size chart by 16.39 to convert to volume in cubic centimeters (cc), and then multipy this value by 1.06 (grams whole blood per cc at body temperatere of 37 degrees Celcius) to obtain total number of grams of penis weight.
(b) To obtain weight in ounces, divide the gram weight by 28.35.
© To obtain weight in pounds, divide the gram weight by 453.59.
(5) List of individual conversion relationships used above:
**** 1 cubic inch = 16.39 cubic centimeters (cc)
**** 1 cc of blood weighs 1.06 grams at 37 degrees Celcius (average from Google search, not exact)
**** 1 pound = 453.59 grams
**** 1 ounce = 1 pound/16 = 453.59/16 = 28.35 grams -
2018-11-28 at 1:01 AM UTC in All pets go to pet hell
Originally posted by GGG The fuck? How do they enforce that? What about other religions?
You automatically pay the tax when your parents put in that you are Christian when you're born so you have to go to an office and fill out a form that you "pull out" from the Christian religion. I guess churches can look that up and then when you get funeraled there won't be a priest taking stuff about you because that dude gets paid by the tax. The shit you pay yourself will still happen so you can have a speaker and stuff but it won't be a religious ceremony.
Other religions don't pay the tax and have to pay for all the funeral stuff themselves. Most muslims don't get burried in Germany. They must be in the ground within 3 days ( I think) according to their religion so they are usually prepared for a flight to their home country right after they die and then there is a ceremony at the local mosque and the body is flown to their country. Or the country of the parents if the person was born in Germany. They don't want to be burried here because they hate us. Disgusting fucking piece of shit sandnigger rats. -
2018-11-28 at 12:49 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?100g is solid isn't it? How much does the average penis weigh?
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2018-11-28 at 12:46 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
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2018-11-28 at 12:45 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
Originally posted by gadzooks Well, since I'm a grower, not a shower, and erectile status counts (bloodflow == higher mass), I'm not too ready to divulge whatever measurement I was able to obtain (since I was flaccid as fuck).
Also, like I said, it was fluctuating like crazy.
Fluctuating between what numbers? -
2018-11-28 at 12:34 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?I have a pharmacy grade microgram scale but as long as the penis is attached to the body I'm not sure if that affects it to the point of the meassurment being flawed.
How much does your dick weigh? -
2018-11-27 at 11:12 PM UTC in Weather disasters worsening, ice caps melting, global temperature rising...Wouldn't you like to give it an eskimo kiss?
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2018-11-27 at 11:06 PM UTC in Weather disasters worsening, ice caps melting, global temperature rising..."It's cow farts, dude. Cow farts are the deciding factor. Methane, dude. NOT HUMANS!"
Why do you think there are so many fucking cows, lol? Hahaha.. maybe it's because we kinda breed them in the billions for food and stuff. Maybe. Kinda related to us humans. -
2018-11-27 at 10:59 PM UTC in Weather disasters worsening, ice caps melting, global temperature rising...
Originally posted by -SpectraL What's happening is the Nemesis system (our sun's sister star) is approaching, battling for gravitation control from our own sun. This causes a slight wobble in the Earth's rotational spin. It will get much worse as the two suns continue to near one another. Once they do meet, Armageddon starts and all hell breaks loose. Much worse than anything ever experienced before by mankind. Not many will survive.
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2018-11-27 at 10:55 PM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
Originally posted by mmQ If two same shaped penii were dipped into two respective glasses of water I think the same amount would spill out even if one of those penii wieghed more due to internal components.
You'd be wrong. Don't you know Archimedes and the king's crown? That's where the entire thing comes from. Density is the deciding factor. Not shape. -
2018-11-27 at 10:50 PM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?No, the density of water is always the same (at the same temperature). You need to know the density of the stuff you throw in the water.
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2018-11-27 at 10:49 PM UTC in Why are bad people more likely to be remembered?
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2018-11-27 at 10:45 PM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?I guess that's the most accurate but it won't really be accurate. You'd have to know the exact amount of skin, muscle, blood and whatever else makes up a penis to convert it accurately.
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2018-11-27 at 10:43 PM UTC in Uber driver asked for my numberUhmm, not really, I guess. Not like with a girl. I have hugged dudes.
Why? -
2018-11-27 at 10:40 PM UTC in Opinions on marijuanaThere are only a few things I truly love and Cannabis is one of them. It kinda ruined my life but that's my fault. Starting to smoke at 11 wasn't the best decision in hindsight. Well...
I plan on growing it again. I'll try to not smoke so much, though. -
2018-11-27 at 10:31 PM UTC in All pets go to pet hellHere in Germany we have a church tax and you can opt out but then you also lose the option to have a religious funeral service.
Never been to a funeral like that and won't experience mine (probably).
