Posts by RisiR †

2017-05-19 at 1:27 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

2017-05-19 at 1:24 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

Here is another angle.

Pure magic.

2017-05-19 at 1:22 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by mmQ I;m gonna fucking kill myself for having watched that goal over 5 times trying to find out what was skillful bout it. BYE FOREVER.

His first touch spins the ball around the defender and he spins the other way around the defender and.... That is so unbelievably hard to do. It happened exactly once. Dennis Berkamp in that game. It has never been recreated.

2017-05-19 at 1:18 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

Fuck you. Seriously. I'm not going to waste my time with you because you obviously never touched a ball.

Here. Enjoy this. Idiot.

2017-05-19 at 1:14 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by mmQ Really? There was nothing impressive about any of that. A little bit of good luck followed by a fucking kick in that a blind person could do. AND YES, I'm not retarded. I watched it many times. My view is the same.

It is widely considered to be the best goal of all time.

I was just about to like life again but fuck you. You are retarded. Don't ever talk to me again.

2017-05-19 at 1:13 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

I can't decide which videos to post....

2017-05-19 at 1:07 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

My favorite (non-German) goal of all time.

2017-05-19 at 1:05 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

I'll post free kick videos and classic goals and cool tricks in this thread now.

2017-05-19 at 1:04 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by mmQ You're not getting older? How the fuck do you do that?

No, it doesn't bother me. I actually got better looking and healthier over the past couple of years. I have just now entered my prime.

2017-05-19 at 1:02 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by mmQ I wish I knedw more dude. I mean I know everything there is to know about football, I just don't know the leagues and players all that well. Like your fucking 3rd tier bundisliga or whatever. lol. I used to bet on that shit without knowing anything about it. Who's your one awesome German player I can't remember. You actually have 2 of them, I think, from what I recall from the German natinoal team.

We are World Champions.

Here are the most outstanding players on our squad.

Best goalie on the planet Manuel Neuer.

Defense - Jerome Boateng, Mats Hummels, Phillip Lahm (retired)

Midfield - Toni Kroos, Joshua Kimmich, Sami Khedira, Mesut Özil, Bastian Schweinsteiger (retired)

Wings and strikers - Thomas Müller, Mario Gomez (retired), Andre Schürle, Mario Götze, Lukas Podolski (retired), Miroslav Klose (retired)

2017-05-19 at 12:52 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Dargo Maybe it's that he's:
-Fat
-Getting older
-Balding
-Living at home
-Unable to drive
-Unemployed
-Without a career
-Potentially facing health issues

?

- Nope
- Nope
- Nope
- I should move away from this continent
- Nope
- Nope (I wish)
- Partially
- Nothing I can't deal with

.

2017-05-19 at 12:48 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by aldra something in particular bothering you?

Yes, but it's really personal and I can't talk about it here.

2017-05-19 at 12:47 PM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by mmQ I just watched like 2 hours of knuckleball penalty shots from European FUTBOL ass you faggots call it. Ronaldo is a sick man. I love that shit. I mean soccer is boring as all fuck, and I'm one to appreciate sports and I really do, but the only thing to appreciate from soccer are sick ass bending shots and surgical passes from near and around the box , within the uh, the PITCH, as you call it I guess. HAHA

Now we got a thread.

2017-05-19 at 11:41 AM UTC in Getting gangstocked

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Bill Krozby

Interesting.

Will see what I can do with the phone number.

2017-05-19 at 11:39 AM UTC in I'm going to die playing video games today

RisiR † 29 Autism

Everything I do is pointless.

I told myself I'm not going to OD because I don't want people to blame the drugs but fuck it. I'll put in 2k and just die.

See you later. *sigh*

2017-05-19 at 11:28 AM UTC in Celebrities you wouldn't be surpirised commited suicide

RisiR † 29 Autism

Robin Williams. Wouldn't surprise me one bit fucking HDL already ruined the joke.

I'll take a full fucking bite out of a fresh apple for you, HDL. Fuck you.

2017-05-19 at 11:15 AM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.

RisiR † 29 Autism

Shanp_schnap is a troll you shitbowms. Get a grip.

2017-05-19 at 11:12 AM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll kill you.

Please don't.

2017-05-19 at 11:11 AM UTC in Ever notice how when Jill the car's persona doesn't post

RisiR † 29 Autism

sploo was 12 years old trying to fit in at a place he thought was edgeville. He started trying after he got rejected for being a FAAAGGGOOOTT. Hahaha...

2017-05-19 at 11:06 AM UTC in tfw Surprise Drug Test

RisiR † 29 Autism

I actually just looked that shit up and it seems legally possible.

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