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Posts by RisiR †

  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by aldra it's the mythical handsdog!

    There's only one mythical dog I care about....
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Malice My anus is pristine.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Phoenix >tfw malice has a ncier ass than you and he's not even trying

    He wasn't just trying. He was doing squats and hip thrusts all day and ate gloop. Also steroids.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Mayweather isn't even that annoying. He just tries really hard.
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather - Looks like Paulo Dybala

    LOL. A 15 year old midget.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by aldra that's the essence of pretty much any sport - when you break it down to pure action it sounds retarded; an outlet for competitiveness (dunno if that's even a word) is the main reason people do it

    To me, sports is fast paced problem solving by applied physics through hand-eye coordination, game intelligence and muscle memory. Beautiful.

    When you sprint down the pitch on a counter attack, the ball with a perfect touch infront of you while a defender is charging at you and another one is blocking the passing lane to your teammate, you shake him off with a slow body faint and break the rhythm just to explode into a fast first step that gives you just enough space to deliver a long cross across the pitch, perfectly bending into the runway of your teammate who jumps up and heads the ball into the net.

    *heavy breathing*

    I just came five times.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Picture of James Harrison who is shorter than me and weighs more.

  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather 260 at 6 foot is fat as fuck lmao

    This is just getting worse and worse for you

    No way you've even got the mobility to punch/kick

    No, of course not. I can barely walk. Brock as example again, is only 5cm taller than me. Maybe my dick is 5cm longer so it equals out.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats the type of shit that would happen to me.

    id pick a fight with some faggot looking fat fuck and then get my ass kicked.

    I believe you.
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather How tall

    That's what really matters

    If you're taller than me i will admit you win

    185cm on a short day. Sometimes I'm a little taller...
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by bling bling

    rirsz foot shape is lireally over half smaller than the smallest womans shoe size in uk lol

    13 US
    12 UK
    37.5 EU... I'm Americanized. Fo shame.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather WHY CANT YOU ADMIT YOU ARE FAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    I called myself fat many times but when I say that I mean it in the way of that flabby belly fat over the abs like in the pic I posted. I can count my ribs.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I never claimed to be Natty, LOL. You really are one retarded little bitch.

    They call me "Anabol Lecter".
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Hey, you know something about the fight game. Cool.

    "off cycle" didn't exist back then. He just had to cut down on the show muscles because they are useless in a fight. Cain showed that pretty clearly.
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism


    It's really IMPOSSIBLE for another human being to look like that. LOL.

    He got huge feet, though. I wear a 13. He's got a 15.... :'(
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I way 257lbs.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by infinityshock is anyone else sporting wood due to this bitch fight?

    Rock hard.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mayweather Quoted in case you try to edit.

    This conversation is now over.

    Thanks for admitting you are fat.

    I just looked it up, lol. Same as Brock, as well.

    Hahahaha... I have to say this is actually an ego boost.
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I challenge you to a headlock battle.

    1. each opponent will grab the other in a firm head lock
    2. at the sound of the bell, each opponent will begin pumping, swinging and bashing the other's head, while himself trapped in the other's headlock
    3. the headlocks must be maintained throughout the fight
    4. first head to come off wins

    *throws down left glove*

    I'd toss his head to you before the glove touches the ground.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Cocksucker.
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