Posts by RisiR †

2017-06-16 at 11:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

RisiR † 29 Autism

"Don't worry, it's just poison."

2017-06-16 at 11:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by mmQ oh my fucking god is this a scene froma movie, the guy LITERALLY, and I do mean that, just started spraying around beneath my deck and I feel a sudden spritz of what feels like rain, which is this fucking NERD PEST FAGGOT spraying his hose just all over, with no regard. I have a goddamn open beer (which I will FINISH, REGARDLESS) and me and it were just showered in this guy's pesticides, and I stand up and say WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE??

He goes, in a legit nerdy fucking stuffed nose taped glasses faggot voice "OOhhh my godd I'm sooo sorry I didn't see anyone sitting up there I'm just spraying for spiders and things."

"UHHHHHHHH YEAH AND I AM SITTING HERE WITH AN OPEN BEER WHAT THE FUCK DUDE??" and I slammed my stupid sliding door in his face mid sentence. UNREAL.

haha. UN FUCKING REAL I WILL KILL HIM NOW.

Enjoy your Agent Orange whole body maggot investation.

Hahaha...

2017-06-16 at 11:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

RisiR † 29 Autism

LOL.

2017-06-16 at 11:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Piles of Crack WS is one of the only people who has stayed cool with me over the years on the forums and we tend to be on a similar wavelength so I think we weirdly connect and relate to each other's fucked up drug induced struggles in that way. He only gives me a hard time in jest, he's a real nigga at heart.

Don't encourage him.

2017-06-16 at 11:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

RisiR † 29 Autism

It was sad to watch last time but now I gotta see it again.

2017-06-16 at 11:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by mmQ Please tell me you bookmarked Randy Airlines. I need it.

Godfucking... Of course not and the stupid search kills TSTM posts. Hurrrrrpaaalurrrr.

Mallow, mallard... FUCK.

2017-06-16 at 10:56 PM UTC in Determinism

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Um, where?

3 pictures of a fat dude and you had to change your stance just like, two threads ago.

I don't keep a track record...

2017-06-16 at 10:53 PM UTC in i'm ready for it to be summer again

RisiR † 29 Autism

......fuck you.

2017-06-16 at 10:50 PM UTC in Who here has contemplated suicide?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Me. But I chose to be a beast instead.

This.

2017-06-16 at 10:50 PM UTC in Who here has contemplated suicide?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Yea... well...

2017-06-16 at 10:49 PM UTC in Hello I am Benny

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Benny Hausburg So tie her to the shovel as a weight and throw her off the bridge?

Post of the year.

2017-06-16 at 10:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

RisiR † 29 Autism

Every time I click Thanks it'ssome nigger infront of me.

2017-06-16 at 10:41 PM UTC in Every other number is a multiple of 2.

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by cerakote who the fuck are you

Once again...

This isn't your kitchen table and I'm not the dude who just came out of your mother's bedroom and took your cereal away.

I'm RisiR. OG Space Nigga. I died for your sins. Facts.

2017-06-16 at 10:20 PM UTC in Every other number is a multiple of 2.

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by cerakote look brother the whole point is to not have to "sell" yourself like a tv infomercial product

dont give them your fuckin resume

Who the fuck is this guy?

2017-06-16 at 10:03 PM UTC in Every other number is a multiple of 2.

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Malice If it actually happens, could I get a BJ too? I'm literally a handholdless kissless mid-20s virgin, by choice due to severe aspergers. I have severe OCD and am extremely clean, actually wash using a dish scouring pad, lathering and rinsing multiple times (at least 3), then applying clear gel deodorant when I dry off to prevent sweating. I'll also insist on a condom because I don't trust you, you've been a whore in the past and oral herpes is far too common and often asymptomatic. Also, all trolling aside, my penis is actually a decent size, even above average.

The scenario would be a homemade glory hole that completely blocks me from sight, with neither of us speaking, due to crippling anxiety around strangers and being incapable of random conversation. I could also engage in physical S&M afterward if you want, you know I can be highly abusive and malicious, although I would insist on wearing a mask, something that covers my entire head, other than my eyes (may wear sunglasses as well). I know how to stimulate a prostate and would never try any cringy moves, just the best positions.

This made me laugh fo real. Hahaha...

Oh Malice.

2017-06-16 at 7:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

RisiR † 29 Autism

Sometimes I wonder what's wron with Lanny.

2017-06-16 at 7:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

RisiR † 29 Autism

Somo homo domo alliGAYtor Mr. Hoboto.

2017-06-16 at 7:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

RisiR † 29 Autism

Sounds like somo homo roleplay Zek would be involved in.

2017-06-16 at 7:24 PM UTC in editing posts before edit grace period expires makes duplicate threads?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Number13 I recommend you setup a payment period, if the blowjob isn't given within x days another blowjob is owed and so forth

I'm not gonna lie, I'll implement this into my life. Wdf.

2017-06-16 at 7:21 PM UTC in I want to shoot up an Arianna Grande concert

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by mmQ God created Linus Torvalds immediately after he accidentally created spec.

That's why Specs still uses Windows XP. LOL.

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