Posts by RisiR †

1. 2017-06-30 at 5:59 PM UTC in Got ripped off..
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mmQ I want to hear you demonstrate whistling "WE ROLL."

   
   No, first I whistle and then I shout "WE ROLL!". Two seperate actions.
2. 2017-06-30 at 5:19 PM UTC in The 5 least socially adjusted users.
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   "Sieg"....
3. 2017-06-30 at 5:17 PM UTC in Fuck me like a husband
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   No he didn't.
4. 2017-06-30 at 5:03 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by -SpectraL In the end, the killer is always the butler. Even if you're sure it can't be the butler again, it ends up it is.

   
   Serve me a glass of fresh pressed apple juice while dancing like a monkey, Billiam.
5. 2017-06-30 at 5:01 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mmQ Interesting. Do you have to take your recyclables to a recycling bin or do you leave it on your lawn/boulevard? Have you ever been fined for.. improper recycling? Do you really live by that many faggots that would call the cringelords over RECYCLING?
   
   

   
   People don't give a fuck. Some old shitfucks with nothing else to do do that'though.
   
   Nobody would call shit on me. They know I'm no good.
6. 2017-06-30 at 4:55 PM UTC in ethiopian chicken lentil stew for tonights dinner
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   That's not OC?!
7. 2017-06-30 at 4:49 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Mülleimer.
   
   And yes, it's the law. People will call the fucking cops and they will go through your plastic trash and if there is a letter with your name on it you will have to pay a fine and the cost to clean shit up.
8. 2017-06-30 at 4:42 PM UTC in Fuck me like a husband
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   "Sometimes when I get fucked from behind I don't even turn around to see who it is. That's the kinda whore I am." - Doug Stanhope
9. 2017-06-30 at 4:36 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Trashcan?
   
   We sort our trash, though. Paper, biological waste and plastic.
   
   "Suck the juice out of my bonemarrow you dirty spermsling."
10. 2017-06-30 at 4:23 PM UTC in Got ripped off..
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    *Imagination*
    
    Ris buys sugar instead of Molly.
    Ris looks mad. Ris gets mad. Dips the sugar, licking his lips.
    Ris calls teengirls.
    
    "Uh-huh. Ok... well, that was really stupid and you are going to stop that immediately or I'll fuck your world up. We will meet at the mall in one hour and you got my shit and an apology."
    
    Teengirl shows up and hands me my molly but some thugs they fuck wait for me outside.
    
    I whistle, "WE ROLL!" I leave the mall with an army of Gs and then we remember the license plates of the kiddies that drive away with smoking tires and let the streets know about the rats.
    
    Yea... pffff.. I can't even make shit up about getting ripped off by teenagers.
11. 2017-06-30 at 4:09 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Basket..
12. 2017-06-30 at 4:08 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    What's the English word for Papierkorb?
    
    "Saug mir den Saft aus dem Rückenmark du dreckige Spermaschleuder."
13. 2017-06-30 at 4 PM UTC in Got ripped off..
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I would not be in that position. I would not do any deals with teengirls.
    
    PISSPANTS! PISSPANTS! PISSPANTS!
14. 2017-06-30 at 3:53 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Wazzzzuuuup? Actually, how are you?
    
    My hat has three... fuck that. There's a better version. "Mein Kreuz das hat vier Haken, vier Haken hat mein Kreuz und es nicht vier Haken, dann wärs auch nicht mein Kreuz."
    
    A mixture of slang vor "Jawohl!" and supertoll. Not German. Bad mmq.
    
    Zum Wohl!
    
    That's too wrong but you wanted to say. Suck my cock and fuck off. "Lutsch mein Schwanz und verpiss dich!".
    
    Paperbucket.
15. 2017-06-30 at 3:32 PM UTC in Do any of you play drums
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Boom Bap at its finest my nigga.
16. 2017-06-30 at 3:30 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's retarded.
17. 2017-06-30 at 3:25 PM UTC in The 5 least socially adjusted users.
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's nice to know.
18. 2017-06-30 at 3:23 PM UTC in Got ripped off..
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    No might you dumb shit. You are retarded. Go to the ER and tell them ASAP.
    
    Hahaha.. you fucking idiot.
19. 2017-06-30 at 3:21 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    5th grade until I got my Bachelor with English as my primary language. German second. "Business English" was my major course. Weird system.
    
    Y'know what I hate almost as much as talking about language? Talkingabout the German school system. Go on, though.
20. 2017-06-30 at 3:16 PM UTC in has there been a day in NIS/redfern/zoklet history...
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by mmQ "A couple of people."
    
    "Rocklin and Fangle."
    
    If I recleckcleck Jill had BY FAR the most posts on rdfrn, like nearly scrawny level ratio, and he had one of the lowest THANKS COUNTS.
    
    But he's just fighting back! -SpectraL
    
    RizieR can you plant the seed that uproots him and leaves him to wither and die in a random pile of shit somewhere in someone's back yard?

    
    KreepyKay once said he was her favorite...
    
    He wasn't too bad as, Mr.Happy.
    
    
    *sigh*
    
    I don't know what to do with Finny to be honest. I can't make the entire userbase hate him because we already do. I can't make him snap because he's already over the edge. He doesn't do meth and doxxing isn't my thing. I doubt it would bother him anyway.
    
    I got a couple ideas left, though.