Hey, I'm on Crouton RIGHT NOW. How cool is that, mate?
2017-09-04 at 3:01 AM UTC
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I want a fucking Opoid
Mhhmm.. would you send me some droogs if I paid for them or rip me off?
2017-09-04 at 2:59 AM UTC
in
I want a fucking Opoid
Yea, whatever. As long as it arrives in my mail within the next couple of days I don't give a shit.
Did you ever beat someone up because they interupted you?
I bet you do you fucking faggot.
2017-09-04 at 2:48 AM UTC
in
I want a fucking Opoid
Yea NARC, send me some OTC Opis please.
We can trade.
I'd be down with moving to some shitty island living like a cavebum but I'd probably snap within a week without technology.
2017-09-04 at 2:36 AM UTC
in
I want fucking Polish roids
My hard is made of stone fam. Ice stone. Black ice stone.
*emoface*
2017-09-04 at 2:15 AM UTC
in
I want a fucking Polaroid.
I never came across an AOL floppy. When was that shit invented?
2017-09-04 at 2:10 AM UTC
in
Ever notice how...
I assume most of you just unzip the back of your gimp suits when shit's going down but whatever.
2017-09-04 at 2:09 AM UTC
in
Ever notice how...
Pretty sure I could work on my pants game, though. I step with one foot on the other side on the pants and then pull that leg up or just crumble the pants down with my legs like an idiot.
Is there a "sexy commercial" kinda way of getting out of your pants?