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Posts by RisiR †

  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    God Bill Krozby..

    I think we might actually have to put you down, nigga.
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Stuff like that actually happens. You can't lift heavy at regular gyms.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I am back.

    FEEL THE POWER OF RISIR!
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Can you post pictures of your hot pink nub?
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Your mother is a whore.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You guys and your videos.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sophie That doesn't even make sense. You move through water by pushing on it with your extremities, you go forward because of Newton's laws of motion. There is nothing to push against in space.

    NASA gets it wrong, too sometimes.
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    No Thanks because this creeps me out. Been watching the Big Dipper a lot lately and the phrase is stuck in my head.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    No.

    I also don't know man, I don't know if it would be more fucked up. Imagine half of your pipe is hard, like solid boner, and the tip is just barely fluffed up. God... I'm about to get a panic attack.

    I'm good again, though. I'm good.
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yea, chubby cheeks. You should have filmed it.
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Why do I have to answer the fucking question then?
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Been speaking it pretty fluently for close to 20 years now.

    A little boy sex slave isn't a family.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I can't be arsed to type it all out but a couple weeks ago I got the creepiest shit ever. Actually scary. I was pretty fucked up on syncans and Crouton and went to bed where I subconcsiously thought of sexy stuff and got a literal semi-boner. As in half of my dick got hard and the other half didn't.

    I can't even describe how much I freaked out. Holy shit.
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Would you drive a spaceship through the hood?
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    All hail Lanny!
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Dargo How does it feel to live in a future 3rd world country?

    How did it feel to run away from a current one?
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The correct answer is: to help others and enjoy life as best you can until you come to a more fuller understanding

    Thanks for telling me. I'll make sure to please the creator whenever he asks me.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mmQ Because dad's D and mom's V combined to make Dad's S touch mom's E and make me into a little B.

    A lil bitch.
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    No. Exactly 51%.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    How do you know what the creator expects? Nothing that is attributed to it makes sense. Nothing.
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