Posts by RisiR †

2024-08-13 at 11:15 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...

RisiR † 29 Autism

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.

2024-08-13 at 11:08 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Crispy Nobody knows Ronan as good as i do. Hes a cat and hes cute, he used to fart too, hes a farter. He also meows very politely. Everyone loves Ronan, he gets all the bitches

Who named him?

2024-08-13 at 11:07 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Crispy I like fire, i like the smell too

My favorite smell is petrichor. Not just because it's a great smell but also because I can tell people about it and nobody has ever heard of it, even though they all know it.

Petrichor.

2024-08-13 at 11:02 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Michael Myers Right, right. This thread was about Risir, not my mental illness. My bad.

The thread is about Ronan now. Tell me about him.

2024-08-13 at 11 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Crispy I do stuff

You strike me as someone who likes to play with fire.

2024-08-13 at 10:35 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...

RisiR † 29 Autism

2024-08-13 at 9:14 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Crispy Its easy to keep it up when you see how all these retards ended up

I don't know about that. Not for me. That's probably why I'm a junkie retard and others aren't.

What are your vices?

2024-08-13 at 9:04 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Crispy Im not an addict and never have been

Respect. Keep it up.

2024-08-13 at 8:54 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Crispy At least youre not addicted to heroin

True. I only smoke weed now and do opiates like once a week. It's ok. Also got a Ritalin script but I don't take em.

I actually kicked Gabapentin about two weeks ago. Doing fine again.

2024-08-13 at 8:47 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Michael Myers I can relate. I realized years later that my best years were long behind me and I didn't even have a single clue. Weird..

Yes, I'm Dutch. Well, as far as shitskins go.

We won't be on the same side so I hope it won't happen but you'll get your chance to claim a war bride and other spoils of war in the next couple of yours.

That or you leave now.

2024-08-13 at 8:38 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...

RisiR † 29 Autism

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2024-08-13 at 8:32 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Michael Myers It's that bad?

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Dude... I think things are about to get real bad. That's scary. To think that those were the good times. Oh boy.

You are Dutch, right?

2024-08-13 at 8:27 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Michael Myers In other words, don't feel so bad about your situation. Could always be worse!

Let's not compete...
Trust.

2024-08-13 at 8:21 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Michael Myers Weren't you gone for a long time? Where did you go to?

Nowhere really. I tried to do more stuff in real life but things didn't work out.

I guess I just have to accept that I'm a back to the wall kinda guy.

How about you?

2024-08-13 at 8:18 AM UTC in And when i feel like i have a new friend

RisiR † 29 Autism

Yes, also a stinky Paki. Haha.

2024-08-13 at 7:43 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Crispy I was properly raised

I can tell. You seem very mature for your age.

2024-08-13 at 7:41 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Crispy Idk, im 15 so it shouldnt ring a bell

Ding dong, daddy is home.

:)

2024-08-13 at 7:39 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Crispy Youre all in your 30’s your kids shouldve been teens by now

If you properly raise your kids, they should outgrow you. Like a tree you plant so it gives you shade when you are exhausted.

2024-08-13 at 7:37 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Crispy Wow you people are olddd

Yes, it's BAD. You should avoid it.

2024-08-13 at 7:36 AM UTC in Would you remember CrispyC

RisiR † 29 Autism

Hannah Boyd kinda rings a bell...

Is that how the feds get me? Why do I know your name.

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