Posts by RisiR †

1. 2017-12-14 at 10:06 PM UTC in Ajit Pai
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   RIP internet. It was nice with you.
2. 2017-12-14 at 8:52 PM UTC in nicotine
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Yes. Everything is.
3. 2017-12-14 at 8:22 PM UTC in Photos of Me.
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Fucking hell, bruh.
4. 2017-12-14 at 8:16 PM UTC in Whatever happened to _____?
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Rust Only reason I'm here is because I got an email saying should stop by:

   
   Dear Sir:
   
   I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.
   
   You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.
   
   However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.
   
   If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
   
   Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.
   
   Yours truly,
   
   Prince Alyusi Islassis
5. 2017-12-14 at 7:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Gambling is cool, isn't it?
6. 2017-12-14 at 6:54 PM UTC in A couple of BIG DICK TRILL NIGGAs fight over a cheezburger in austin tx
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Pretty sure it was Finny who got turned on by the fat dude's asscrack and then hit on Bill Krozby as usual.
   
   Seriously. Pretty sure that happened.
7. 2017-12-14 at 6:05 PM UTC in Jim Carey, tetrahedrons and the flower of death
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Yea, it's ok. I'm not argueing.
8. 2017-12-14 at 6:01 PM UTC in Jim Carey, tetrahedrons and the flower of death
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Fair enough.
   
   I meant here as in here on this site, though.
9. 2017-12-14 at 4:56 PM UTC in Jim Carey, tetrahedrons and the flower of death
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Nobody here has ever responded posetively to your stuff, though. What do you expect?
10. 2017-12-14 at 3:10 PM UTC in nicotine
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Enjoy your popcorn lung.

    
    LOL you fucking faggot. You used to pick up leftover drugs from the street. Do you think you are healthier than me? Fucking hilarious.
11. 2017-12-14 at 3:08 PM UTC in nicotine
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    A buddy of mine once sold 20g of speed during the trial of a couple of other friends. We did some bumps infront of the courtroom. Retarded.
12. 2017-12-14 at 3:04 PM UTC in I Want A Nigger
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You are a nigger.
13. 2017-12-14 at 2:57 PM UTC in nicotine
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's been around a year since I switched to an e-cig and cigarettes have zero appeal to me now. The other day I bought a pack because I forgot my vape and I really didn't enjoy smoking. I like vaping because it tastes better, is more convenient because I can take a quick draw everywhere I want to and sometimes girls compliment me on the nice smell.
    
    There is also the fact that you can load up the thing with syncans etc.and get fucking blasted on the low low. It makes you feel like a secret agent.
14. 2017-12-14 at 2:43 PM UTC in when you haven't shaved in like 2 weeks or gotten a haircut and your sink if full of dirty dishes
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Greasy hippie.
15. 2017-12-14 at 2:31 PM UTC in when you haven't shaved in like 2 weeks or gotten a haircut and your sink if full of dirty dishes
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Do you get a haircut every two weeks?
16. 2017-12-14 at 2:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Maybe it was put in with acid. How does it taste?
17. 2017-12-14 at 2:20 PM UTC in A couple of BIG DICK TRILL NIGGAs fight over a cheezburger in austin tx
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's the oldest video on the internet. Get a new gimmick, Doug.
18. 2017-12-14 at 1:53 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    How is that put on there?
19. 2017-12-14 at 1:49 PM UTC in when you're tripping on dmt at a psytrance festival in the forest
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Pencil dick sucking intradimensional deity ass nigga.
20. 2017-12-14 at 1:46 PM UTC in classical guitar
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Very nice. I like the subtle cameltoe she's rockin.