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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Don't feed the shittroll.
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    It is more common than Meth here in Europe.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I don't dislike him that much.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    RIP internet. It was nice with you.
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yes. Everything is.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Fucking hell, bruh.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Rust Only reason I'm here is because I got an email saying should stop by:

    Dear Sir:

    I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

    You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

    However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

    If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

    Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

    Yours truly,

    Prince Alyusi Islassis
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Gambling is cool, isn't it?
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Pretty sure it was Finny who got turned on by the fat dude's asscrack and then hit on Bill Krozby as usual.

    Seriously. Pretty sure that happened.
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yea, it's ok. I'm not argueing.
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Fair enough.

    I meant here as in here on this site, though.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Nobody here has ever responded posetively to your stuff, though. What do you expect?
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Enjoy your popcorn lung.

    LOL you fucking faggot. You used to pick up leftover drugs from the street. Do you think you are healthier than me? Fucking hilarious.
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    A buddy of mine once sold 20g of speed during the trial of a couple of other friends. We did some bumps infront of the courtroom. Retarded.
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You are a nigger.
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's been around a year since I switched to an e-cig and cigarettes have zero appeal to me now. The other day I bought a pack because I forgot my vape and I really didn't enjoy smoking. I like vaping because it tastes better, is more convenient because I can take a quick draw everywhere I want to and sometimes girls compliment me on the nice smell.

    There is also the fact that you can load up the thing with syncans etc.and get fucking blasted on the low low. It makes you feel like a secret agent.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Greasy hippie.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Do you get a haircut every two weeks?
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Maybe it was put in with acid. How does it taste?
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's the oldest video on the internet. Get a new gimmick, Doug.
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