2018-09-19 at 5:48 PM UTC
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FIFA season is about to start
FIFA isn't a kids game but you can fuck my girlfriend. I want her to appreciate the humongous size of my penis again.
2018-09-19 at 5:13 PM UTC
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FIFA season is about to start
Shout it at her grave with your dick out, Mr. Ripped.
My family has a crest. They wrote books and stuff back then so they must have been pretty wealthy. They paid for monuments around town, too.
Can you imagine being American and all you know about your family is that your uncle won a Burger King milkshake once but was too lazy to get it?
Not gonna get tricked again.
Hey, good question. He died in WWII but I don't know what he did during WWI. Guess I'll have to ask my mom.
Bend over. I'm your dude, bro.
I think that labels are stupid and that old people (>40) should be executed.
It's also Ernie and Bert in Germany. In that order. Weird.
Isn't Ernie supposed to be a child?
What about big dick Germans?
2018-09-19 at 4:49 PM UTC
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FIFA season is about to start
Sucks that you are probably unathletic. Your friends sound cooler than you. Tell them I said hi. (Your mother, too)
2018-09-19 at 4:46 PM UTC
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Pure Hate Part ∞
Thank you, my man. Trust me... I earned feeling guilty and feeling bad. Haha. I'm a nigger, too.
We would see the same children over and over again but luckily for me the hospital I was at wasn't specialized in anything so there weren't any deathly sick kids that would go there to die. It already sucked enough, though. I can't imagine what it is like in a children's hospital where you only see them leave in bodybags. That's fucked up.
What about fish and insects?
My position is very poorly informed and basically exclusively emotional. I grew up fishing and believe that they do feel pain but also that fish are stupid. I have once hooked a fish twice within 10 minutes. The first time it broke the line so I prepared another hook and fixed the line, threw it out and bang, another bite. I hook the fish and this time tow it in just to see that it's the fucker with my hook and bait dangling from its mouth. You don't really do that as an intelligent species. I still feel a lot of sympathy for them, though.
Insects... I kinda hate them and don't really care if they suffer or not but I also do care to be honest. I just really, really like seafood. Haha. Crabs and stuff are sea insects. I can't see myself stopping to eat them.
I love eating chicken, too. This thread makes me hungry but also feel bad about it.
What's your stance on cheese, everybody?
2018-09-19 at 4:22 PM UTC
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Pure Hate Part ∞
I'm actually laughing right now.
I honestly didn't do much. The dude I worked with was a professional clown and he did most of the act. It was a routine but there was lots of improvising. We would go in and he would introduce himself as one of the doctors and tell the kids that I'm a nurse (krankenschwester - female word) to wich I'd make a funny face. We would walk from bed to bed and mess up magic tricks and balloon animals. I would casually fall on my face and act as if I was hurt just to bounce back like a champ and do funny faces. The massage was to never stop laughing. We gave them toys and books and then talked to them.
It was absolutely heartbreaking sometimes. I often felt guilty for some reason.
You can do all kinds of voluntary jobs in hospitals. I helped out in other areas, too. That's how I started in the hospital. You can help in the kitchen (lots of convicts doing community time) or you can push beds around. You can clean sheets and stuff but that's hardcore. You can go there and spend time with the elderly. They need that, too. Yea... lots of stuff.
2018-09-19 at 4:01 PM UTC
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Pure Hate Part ∞
I was trying to figure out why you posted that shit in my FIFA thread but that's actually pretty close to how playing that game feels.
2018-09-19 at 3:58 PM UTC
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FIFA season is about to start
I was featured on the Champions Channel a couple of times.
#ilovethisgame
Lefty the shady looking salesman dude wearing a trenchcoat is named Shlemil (pronounced Shlaymeal) in Germany and obviously a jedi.
