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  1.  Acolyte
    The input/output of your brain is nothing more than electrical and chemical signals. Like friends calling in on a party line.
  2.  Acolyte
    The real you could actually be in a far away place, not even in this dimension.
  3.  Acolyte
    The brain is merely an interpreter. It is not a first hand source. The brain is like asking a friend over the phone who is at the scene of an accident what the scene looks like. The caller has to trust that the friend is describing the scene accurately. And in our case, we don't even really know the friend.
  4.  Acolyte
    What you have to remember is that angelic beings are perfect, unlike humans. Perfect beings don't make mistakes. Everything is intentional and deliberate. They don't change their minds either. That's why there is no hope for them, and why they are doomed to everlasting destruction. This is the way they want it, the way they've always wanted it, the way they always will want it. Their claim is that free will supersedes God's beneficial authority. All of this is a test of the evidence in that case. That test is about to conclude, and the verdicts and punishments rendered. This is end game.
  5.  Acolyte
    Reality can only be as real as your brain tells you it is.
  6.  Acolyte
    What's the connection between the missing leg and the hemorrhoids?
  7.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Why use that when they could just use a bin-bag and a hammer instead?

    I mean why use a hammer AND a bludgeon?

    I mean a bludgeon? Basically a bat?

    You have a bludgeon in one hand and a hammer in the other, alternating between the two while attacking.
  8.  Acolyte
  9.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Sophie I would say Spectral but that nigger is so old i would probably be wasting a bullet.

    Couldn't you use a hammer and bludgeon instead?
  10.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by benny vader the most profound and impactful words are to be whispered.

    And apparently you whisper them to underage children.
  11.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by benny vader do you consider it an honor getting passed out of an old,

    wrinkling asshole ????

    Quiet, child molester. You have no real platform to pontiffy from.
  12.  Acolyte
    Since you are what you eat you could have sprinkled your brother on a sandwich and then ate him thus ensuring an everlasting bond here in the earthly realm.
  13.  Acolyte
    Wait.. this could also be a Little Mermaid reference.

    Under the sea
    Under the sea
    Darling it's better
    Down where it's wetter
    Take it from me
    Up on the shore they work all day
    Out in the sun they slave away
    While we devotin'
    Full time to floatin'
    Under the sea
    Down here all the fish is happy
    As off through the waves they roll
    The fish on the land ain't happy
    They sad 'cause they in their bowl
    But fish in the bowl is lucky
    They in for a worser fate
    One day when the boss get hungry
    Guess who's gon' be on the plate?
  14.  Acolyte
    In a just world she would have been ground up into dog food.
  15.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by aldra http://0xacd919ae

    http://2899902574
  16.  Acolyte
    You are busy working on an assignment. You get a message from HR that someone from "Niggas in Space" is there to see you. You consider how to best proceed.
  17.  Acolyte
    Politicians and their families should be fed to COCKodiles after they're dead.
  18.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTHE #2 spectral can i consult with you? i need a app built that will automatically post pre saved messages and send PM on the "Fork me hard baby." bulletin system, and automatically send the captchas to a chinese sweatshop captcha solving farm and take the answers and key them in etc.

    do you know how to write that up technically and where to put it out for bid?

    Chinese sweatshops don't just grow on trees.
  19.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by mmQ Three people

    I stand corrected.
  20.  Acolyte
    The seven Zanick accounts are divided across two people, not one. That makes a world of difference.
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