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  1. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i told you to keep it inside faggot, jesus christ such unprofessional faggots

    Please don't use my name IN VEIN.
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  2. Jesus Houston
    smh
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  3. Jesus Houston
    I don't know what makes you think I give a fuck.

    I don't.
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  4. Jesus Houston
    No.
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  5. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus will.

    Nah. I stopped giving a shit while back.
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  6. Jesus Houston
    lol dumbass
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  7. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by ohfralala Jesus Christ

    I'm busy. What do you want?
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  8. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Thank you Jesus

    You are welcome, my child.
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  9. Jesus Houston
    10
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  10. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Number13 What's your opinion on the jedis killing you?

    I had to die. Didn't matter to me who actually did it, just so long as it got done. I mean, I knew I was rising again in a couple of days so what do I care rite? LMFAO
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  11. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by benny vader no, according to the word of the law, their only obligated to provide him with ORGASM,

    so its possible that they'd just give him a mandatory prostate simulation.

    Orgasmic prostate stimulation is touch and go. Never surefire. My dad designed it that way.
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  12. Jesus Houston
    revamped for max crunge

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  13. Jesus Houston
    Most of my srs threads go in OtH because I don't know where else to put them and it seems roight propa.

    Here's one.

    I want to know what have you done in life that makes you feel successful, unsuccessful, or otherwise.

    No fanfare. No cringe responses. No satire. No NOTHING. Just tell me in a paragraph, where you feel you are in life, where you feel you ought to be, and where you perhaps were. I will clearly lead by example of what I mean. If you want to participate tyhank you in advance if you don't please die in a well where you can sustain yourself for many months off the water and bugs down there assuming its a near empty well or something, then just die.

    Here's my paragraph:

    I had a good childhood. I was raised by two heterosexual parents that loved me and raised me like many parents raise a lone kid, I played sports, I was active, I never yearned for anything that I couldn't get. As I got into my upper teenage years, I dabbled in drugs and alcohol, always a curious person I needed to know. I spent the next 8 years in and out of a cumulative 12-15 different forms of incarceration facilities, whether it be jail, prison, treatment centers, halfway houses, or otherwise. My life has been a shitshow, and since that shitshow ended under the "justice system", I've spent a large remainder of the time being depressed. But I am now coming out of that once again, it only feels like a glimmer, but I'm a lot happier than I even was 6 months ago. I want to do something, I want to WRITE, and I will.

    that's my ¶
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  14. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Enter This isn't how to become rich. lol.

    Jokes on you. Richness comes from having the expenses to bless others with gifts. One of the poorest guys I ever knew saw I was having a bad day and came to me and said, "I got a little pot for ya man." He handed me a literal little pot, as in for a plant. Of course I laughed and it made my day, or at least my moment.

    Things like that are what it's about. Actro is one of the better dudes you'll ever meet, regardless of the money he makes or what he chooses to do with it. His choice m8. Sometimes actor makes me think of being rich as in, able to just give away money sometimes. you don't have to have a lot, but you can always give money to the less fortunate, and that's rich. That's why I'll ALWAYS love actro. He's way less of a selfish attention-seeking shitlord like you, Enter- the weakest link. Goodbye.
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  15. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll kill you

    I will resurrect him
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  16. Jesus Houston
    Drink and be merry.
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  17. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by RisiR If he asked me personally, I would.

    Will you go to church for me, my child?
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