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2018-04-02 at 4:29 PM UTC in ATTN ENTER: Have You Considered Playing Golf?OP is §m£ÂgØL.
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2018-04-01 at 9:31 PM UTC in I fapped to this
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Maybe a Step Mom? there is no blood relationship and if dad was a douchebag and on vation with other women pretended it's business… well AM I RIGHT?
the stepmom is like 1 grade from Highschol than you are as an 18 year old
I know it's real because it was in Bill and Teds Adventure 2
Don't you ever quote or respond to one of my comments again. Shut your cunt mouth and never open it again. -
2018-04-01 at 8:28 PM UTC in Dungeons & Dragons
Originally posted by Daily No but I once met this girl who played it with me verbally by saying shit like "imagine you're walking along a deserted narrow path and you stumble upon…" etc "do you choose to do this or that" we did this shit for like 45 minutes we were high as fuck it was so fun
I could see that becoming sexual. -
2018-04-01 at 8:25 PM UTC in First word out'cha mouth is "Sir" and last word out'cha mouf is...You're doing it wrong.
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2018-04-01 at 8:24 PM UTC in I fapped to thisI go through phases. Here lately, it's a search for "mom makes son cum in her". Incest porn. Yeah. MILF on a younger dude. Yeah. I wanna see her FORCE HIM to cum in her.
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2018-04-01 at 8:22 PM UTC in Dungeons & DragonsWe started it up in prison, but GA Dept of Corrections head HONCHOS decided that it "harbored fantasy ideas of violence" and banned the game for open play. We still played, we just had to in secret now. Fucking retarded.
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2018-04-01 at 8:20 PM UTC in First word out'cha mouth is "Sir" and last word out'cha mouf is..."Sir".
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2018-04-01 at 8:13 PM UTC in Sakura Sena
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2018-04-01 at 8:05 PM UTC in Sakura SenaIf one more word comes out your cunt mouth, you'll eat every chicken in this room.
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2018-04-01 at 8:05 PM UTC in IP address 1.1.1.1There is no 127.0.0.1
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2018-04-01 at 8:01 PM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMA
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume This thread is cringey as hell but that got me to thinking
What would happen to a person in their life where they would turn batshit violent crazy piss on themselves tier
I'm more the quiet plan how to kill you while sitting in a corner minding my own business type.
I'm not totally sure what you mean, you cringey embarrassment. If you mean what I think you mean, you would immediately go to protective custody (aka "PC"). Child molestors and rapists also are put in PC by default because prison staff realize that they are a target. So if you got mental issues, welcome to PC. -
2018-04-01 at 7:16 PM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMACHAIN GANG NIGGA. BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YO SPADES TABLE. BEST BELIEVE YOU BETTA ORDER ME THE BEST SOUPS, CUZ IMMA COME'N TAKE EM
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2018-04-01 at 7:11 PM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMA
Originally posted by benny vader how do you pick up the soap without bending over ?????
you don't. if you do drop the soap, that's the end of it. that's why you hold onto it for dear life. Even if you did, though, it's not like a gang of men are at the ready to rape you. The only gay sex that happened in prison was from those that WANTED IT. -
2018-04-01 at 2:24 PM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMA
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2018-04-01 at 2:23 PM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMA
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2018-04-01 at 9:01 AM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMA
Originally posted by Grimace
Originally posted by Enter Were you part of a gang?
No, unless you consider "prospect" a "part" of a gang.
Did you get on anybody's bad side?
Only one. He owed me money. Long story short, I had to beat the money he owed me out of him with 2 locks in a sock. I never got back the monetary value. That's ok with me. I bloodied his lip enough, I got mine.
How scared were you on the first day, from 1 to 10?
First day? Probably a 6. I didn't know what to expect. Once I got settled, I realized it was a big, cooler jail. Held by other rules though.
Did you ever have to "prove" yourself? If so, how?
Yes. Once. Over a pack of cigarettes. We never ended up fighting. He gave me the remainder of what he owed me and essentially begged me to not fight him over it. He sent two soups and a beef and cheese stick and I was like, "fuck it".
Did you contemplate suicide in prison?
lol never. I only did 2.5 years.
What were the guards like?
Some were cool and could be trusted, some were cunt assholes that would bust your head. Depending on the type.
What's the workout equipment like? Is there enough machines for everyone or do you have to wait ages for your turn? Are people judged on how much they lift etc?
One for white, one for black. Hispanic gets it whenever. That's the way it is.
Were you part of a gang?
Kinda sorta. Officially? No. -
2018-04-01 at 8:47 AM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMA
Originally posted by Enter Did you contemplate suicide in prison?
No. Believe it or not, I hold religious beliefs.
What were the guards like?
Most of them were normal guys just trying to do their job. There was a couple that thought they were KING SHIT and was gonna dominate ALL………..that was the worst mistake they could have made.
What's the workout equipment like? Is there enough machines for everyone or do you have to wait ages for your turn? Are people judged on how much they lift etc?
There is two identical sets of work out equipment. One is for white, one for black. Hispanics get it when they can.
Were you part of a gang?
Not officially. A "prospect" for the Aryan Brotherhood.
Did you get on anybody's bad side?
How scared were you on the first day, from 1 to 10?
Did you ever have to "prove" yourself? If so, how?
Did you contemplate suicide in prison?
What were the guards like?
What's the workout equipment like? Is there enough machines for everyone or do you have to wait ages for your turn? Are people judged on how much they lift etc?
Were you part of a gang?
Did you get on anybody's bad side?
Hell yeah I did. Right off I rip, I didn't like the tone this black dude was giving me, and I KNEW that he was probably a gang banger, well, turns up, he is. Crips.
How scared were you on the first day, from 1 to 10?
The moment I am walking into my perm dorm, my next home until otherwise, I was probably a 6/10 - because I didn't know what do expect. Was someone gonna jump me? Was I about to have to fight right now? It was very threatening.
Did you ever have to "prove" yourself? If so, how? Yes. When that nigger thought he'd TRY ME over the pack of cigarettes and I ended up beating his two friends with a lock in a sock over it, not even him. He send the money my way and we squashed it.
Did you contemplate suicide in prison?
Never. I didn't have that much time.
What were the guards like?
Some were good, as long as you were good to them, and some were horrible. It depends on the context. Might not be willing to elaborate.
What's the workout equipment like? Is there enough machines for everyone or do you have to wait ages for your turn? Are people judged on how much they lift etc?
There is dual full work out equipment. That means one race has to wait it out. They work it out themselves, timing it between blacks and whites and mexicans.
Were you part of a gang?
No. Closest being so Aryan Brotherhood.
Did you get on anybody's bad side?
Read above
How scared were you on the first day, from 1 to 10?
Read above
Did you ever have to "prove" yourself? If so, how?
Read above, jesus christ
Did you contemplate suicide in prison?
What were the guards like?
What's the workout equipment like? Is there enough machines for everyone or do you have to wait ages for your turn? Are people judged on how much they lift etc? -
2018-04-01 at 8:34 AM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMAi'll answer the rest in a second, goddamnit
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2018-04-01 at 8:34 AM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMA
Originally posted by Enter Were you part of a gang?
This is a loaded question. As a white guy, in a southern state prison, you had a choice. Take your chances, or join a gang. I chose the gang. I never finalized it, but that isn't to say I wasn't about it. Aryan Brotherhood is big here, in the south. They target and come toward white guys. I went for it. I was never 100% initiated, but I was what was called a "prospect". It was enough to offer protection. Think you didn't need protection? Try going at it yourself then.
Did you get on anybody's bad side?
I was smuggling in cell phones and self-roll packs of cigarettes. I fronted a pack to a black guy. It became clear it was trying to stiff me. Yard call came. I took my bunkmate and my lock and put it in my sock and stuffed it down in my crotch then went through the bullshit "check" onto the yard. I went to where they stood and all I said was, "Where's my fuckin'?!-'" and that's all I got out, before I started wailing on him. Over and over and over and over. His friends didnt do shit.
How scared were you on the first day, from 1 to 10?
Did you ever have to "prove" yourself? If so, how?
Did you contemplate suicide in prison?
What were the guards like?
What's the workout equipment like? Is there enough machines for everyone or do you have to wait ages for your turn? Are people judged on how much they lift etc?
Were you part of a gang?
Did you get on anybody's bad side?
How scared were you on the first day, from 1 to 10?
Did you ever have to "prove" yourself? If so, how?
Did you contemplate suicide in prison?
What were the guards like?
What's the workout equipment like? Is there enough machines for everyone or do you have to wait ages for your turn? Are people judged on how much they lift etc?
Were you part of a gang?
Did you get on anybody's bad side?
How scared were you on the first day, from 1 to 10?
Did you ever have to "prove" yourself? If so, how?
Did you contemplate suicide in prison?
What were the guards like?
What's the workout equipment like? Is there enough machines for everyone or do you have to wait ages for your turn? Are people judged on how much they lift etc?
Were you part of a gang?
Did you get on anybody's bad side?
How scared were you on the first day, from 1 to 10?
Did you ever have to "prove" yourself? If so, how?
Did you contemplate suicide in prison?
What were the guards like?
What's the workout equipment like? Is there enough machines for everyone or do you have to wait ages for your turn? Are people judged on how much they lift etc? -
2018-04-01 at 8:28 AM UTC in Hays State Prison - Inmate Prison System - AMAFuck ALL of them
