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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by -mal- No I can’t. What’s up tho? What are you drinking?

    Evan Williams bourbon shots and was chugging Michelob Ultra (to watch my figure, you know), and now, tequila all day. You?
  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by -mal- I’m sure, though I actually took that as him being nice. I guess I’m bad at sarcasm.

    You are. That was him literally blackout drunk. I am borderline blackout drunk, myself. You can't even tell, can you? CAN YOU?
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    hey you need to calm down
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by mmQ THE GIRL LIKES TO HOOLA HOOP. GIVE HER A DAMN TITLE.

    Don't mind him, he is literally blackout drunk right now. Literally. No exaggeration.
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by -mal- Why?

    these are things beyond you. before you. all that. Lanny would understand.
  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    two dishwashers/kitchen cooks battle over who is the least dysfunctional. Hahaha.
  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    If Lanny gives this bitch a title, that's the end of playing nice. Sorry MAL.
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by A College Professor you mad , lil bromo?

    i dont think I can even. he is super drunk. i dont think he is aware of THINGS
  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    he literally just angry pushed me away. Like, in the most obnoxious, drunken sense ever. Ole mq.
  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    In this mental exercise of what we would do if we could or might do and whatnot, I would literally wrap my hands around §m£ÂgØL's FRAIL NECK, and watch the life FADE from his EYES. I'd SQUEEZE as hard as I fucking could, so he would not only suffocate, but the capillaries would burst in his eyes, causing the whites of his eyes to be completely red. He wouldn't even be able to utter a choking sound, I'd squeeze so hard. The only sound you'd hear is the sound of my teeth grinding in my mouth from the fucking pure rage and dedication and my own muscles in my arms, wrists, and hands tightening around his throat.

    When he was finally limp and he was clearly dead, I'd throw him out with yesterday's trash. No one investigates beaner deaths. He'd collect flies at the top of a landfill pile somewhere. FOREVER.

    The end.
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    That's how it seems to be in all Western mainstream, particularly TV, media. Normal, day-to-day traffic accidents become national tragedies for weeks on end that never escapes the news until one day...it does. It's the very reason I don't watch/listen/read mainstream media. It almost seems planned to be spoon-fed.
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I like bald girls with no eyes.

    I laughed out loud to this. Ahaha.
  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Sophie Black hair and blue eyes is nice.

    Wifetown got summa'deeze. One of the first things that attracted me to her. Her hair isn't BLACK, but dark brown. Still nice.
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    POST THE PIC.
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Did she fuck him though?

    No, he said she awkwardly said she wanted to go home and then he blew up her phone with like, a billion texts the following day and she ignored him, effectively ending it. Lol
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    §m£ÂgØL will always be SUPPLEMENTING .

    When his full time job isn't enough, he supplements by writing SHITTY EBOOKS.

    When he couldn't actually hitchhike ANYWHERE, he supplemented with a Greyhound bus and wrote his SHITTY E-BOOK he oh so cleverly named HITCHIKED INTO CONCEPTION.

    When he got his first job at Sonic, he supplemented by just QUITTING after 2 weeks because, "his feet hurt". His FEET HURT? What did he think WORK was going to BE? What a RETARD!

    When he went through a no showering phase and INSISTED that it was HEALTHIER to not shower, his BODY SUPPLEMENTED him with a YEAST INFECTION on his PENIS. §m£ÂgØL was ADAMANT that he DID NOT smell.

    He thought he'd SUPPLEMENT his life with a GIRLFRIEND! On an OK Cupid date, he took her, ON THEIR FIRST DATE into the WOODS and said, "its ok to have sex with me. I promise I won't tell anyone you're easy" in an attempt to have SEX with her.

    Any FUNCTIONAL ADULT shouldn't have to SUPPLEMENT and ACCOUNT FOR with some DEDICATION, hard work, RESPONSIBILITY, and a bit of COMMON SENSE. §m£ÂgØL lacks ALL of these. §m£ÂgØL drifts through the world with his eyes UPWARD, like a MYSTICAL FAGGOT. Fantasy and DREAMS dominate his reality.

    §m£ÂgØL will ALWAYS have to SUPPLEMENT just to SURVIVE.
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    §m£ÂgØL's writing career nets him $500/month? That's like $90 A WEEK. What a RETARD. I could STEAL more than that!

    He THINKS it has JUMP STARTED his career! What a DIPSHIT! What? What has he written? Who wants to read what some 20-something year old LOSER with no life experience has SCRAWLED onto some pages?

    He is so DEDLUDED he thinks he's starting a BRIGHT NEW FUTURE with his FAGGOT CHUMP CHANGE he gets from his CHICKEN SCRATCH!

    Everyone, go tell your girlfriends, wives, parents, whomever! I am! I'm going to go tell my wife RIGHT NOW that I am changing jobs. That I have found a new LUCRATIVE CAREER that can net me $500 MONTH! SHE'LL BE THRILLED!

    What a BUFFOON!

    Go see what a FUNCTIONING ADULT thinks of that.
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH $500/mo now? You said $100 then $200 then $300. You're steadily growing your fanbase month after month?

    Also that's nowhere near what JK Rowling makes. Fuckin loser.

    He should post his earnings from his "books" to backup such WILD CLAIMS!
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I fucking lol every time at your completely inconsistent use of capital, bold, and italic lettering

  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    WHOOOOAAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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